A few days ago our friend Matt sent in a picture of his Kindergarten class holding up drawings they had made of the teaser poster, and, despite some controversy in the comments, we all found it cute. So cute, in fact, that Matt sent in a second picture of his class, as well as the coloring book pattern he made for his kids (it’s big so you can print it out and use it for your kids, too):

At the time Matt mentioned that he had a children’s version of the Snakes on a Plane story that he had been telling to his class and I asked him to type it up for us. It’s long, so I’m only going to put the first paragraph before the jump, but follow the link and you can read the whole thing. He asked me to preface the story by saying, “It may seem lame when you’re reading it, but with the right dramatical storytelling… it is a classic!” Here we go:

Once upon a time, in Hawaii, there was a man named Job having a good time at a luau. When the luau ended, Job threw his pineappled ham into the trash and went to his car. As he was unlocking his car, he heard… “HELP ME!!! PLEASE HELP ME!” Someone was in trouble. Now Job was a good man, so he decided to go find out who was screaming and see if he could help. He walked towards the voice, but he turned the corner…he saw something that he would NEVER forget! Twenty feet in front of him he saw Mr. No-Good, the infamous Hawaiian villain whom no one had ever seen before, steeling an old woman’s purse and cookies. Now Job was a good man and wanted to help the old woman, but he didn’t want Mr. No-Good to find out who he was, so he ran to the police station. As he burst through the doors he began shouting, “I JUST SAW MR. NO-GOOD STEALING COOKIES OUTSIDE”.

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Ok, I don’t really use Livejournal so I know not of their internal memes, but I was recently pointed to a post at Le Poulet Beheme from this email:

OK, so, a long time ago, a rainbow-colored bar with “Marriage is love.” on it began circulating in LiveJournal profiles, as a statement in favor of gay marriage. It quickly became stale meme, with every actor, musician, restaurant, ice cream flavor, and Harry Potter slash pairing in the universe having its own colorbar. And, well… I thought the herd needed an addition. So I present to you, Snakes on a Colorbar!

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Last week I posted an ASL translation of Snakes on a Plane and requested a video of someone doing it. Well, I didn’t get a video, but Will of stickdeath fame was kind enough to make two different versions in stick figure format. The first one is straight, the second uses a little bit Samuel L. Jackson styled edge:

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A frequent contact, who also wrote the song Snakes on a Plane under the band name Asp (he’s in the Tagworld Contest if you want to vote for him), sent me this email:

I thought you might like this photo of my class. I have the story of SOAP edited to a great children’s story and my students want to hear it everyday. They are also avid fans of my song. In this photo they are singing it whilst holding up their SOAP coloring pages. Feel free to post the photo if you want.

And here’s the GREAT photo:

Seriously, click on that picture.

More Fan Photos from around the web (no photoshopping allowed):

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Will has graced us with yet another collection of Stickdeath animations. As always, click them to see them animated. Enjoy:

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I haven’t done Fan Art in a while. Here’s a collection of fan-made movie posters, they range from good to, well, not as good:

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I haven’t posted any desktop backgrounds yet… this could be untapped territory. Anybody want to make some more of these? The first one comes from Jake Wood (the director of Snakes on a Jet Plane). Enjoy:

800 x 600 or 1024 x 768

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I was informed that Boulder’s Dirt magazine’s cover for next week will feature this really snazzy Snakes on a Plane drawing by Pete Holm:

I usually post a bunch of Fan Art at the same time, but being the cover of a magazine, and really good, encouraged me to post this one solo. Enjoy.

UPDATE: As per user requests, here’s a larger (1600×1200) version.

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Will continues his streak of Snakes on a Stickdeath animations. Here is his fourth work (as usual, click on it to see it animated):

See the first, second and third original animations.

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A while ago Fark had a photoshop contest that I linked to but never got around to mirroring the graphics of. It was “The most important photoshop ever: Design a “Snakes on a Plane” movie poster.” Finally today I got around to mirroring them. Because of new server limitations, I can’t post them all on the front page, to see the rest you’ll have to follow the link below.

Here they are, in particular order:

(Sorry, new server restrictions mean I can’t post everything on the front page, it bogs down the works.  You’ll probably notice that you’re occasionally getting error messages when you try to load the site.  Please just refresh once or twice and everything will work fine. Similarly, you’ll occasionally notice that a few images haven’t loaded properly, refreshing should fix that as well.  I’ll see if I can do anything about a better server connection.  Anyone out there run a fancy hosting company who’s looking to make a deal?) 

Click on the PermaLink link to see the rest.

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Since everyone was so happy with the last Snakes on a Stickdeath animated .gif, Will was kind enough to make us two more. Click on the thumbnail to enjoy their full animated goodness:

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Well, this is the best thing I’ve seen in a while. Click on the .gif to see it animated:

Stickdeath / Snakes on a Plane by Will

I wasn’t sure how to categorize this… fan art, comic, video? It’s sort a hybrid. Oh well, enjoy.

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Ok, here’s another batch of real photos from around the web (none of that Photoshop stuff here):

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Here are the first two Snakes on an Easter Egg (from the other Snakes on a Blog):

I know there’s more out there…

UPDATE: Here’s a little more from the other Snakes on a Blog:

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More fan graphics from around the web. The first two are courtesy of my frieng jeremybgg (it’s sort of a one-two punch):

And here’s the rest:

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Fan art from around the web:

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Alas, WordPress doesn’t offer me a convenient way of displaying ASCII art so I’m including this submission from albedo1 as an image. See it in all its proper ASCII glory on his livejournal.

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This next collection is photographs of things taken in the real world. No Photoshop allowd. The painted plane, for example, was done by a reader during a company teamwork building thing. Cool, eh?

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