After nearly 1,400 votes, we have our winner. It was a close contest, but in the end we will be calling an online fan of Snakes on a Plane a:

I have to admit, I voted for SoaP Scum, which I still think was a great option, but the masses have spoken. As promised, the winner of this contest will receive a copy of the teaser poster, a shirt of the winner’s choice from either ShelfLife’s CafePress store or Damnation’s store, and a limited edition bracelet from Goods For Giving with Snakesonaplaniac imprinted. The winner of this contest is:

IQpierce
Congratulations IQpierce. You are, however, expected to send in a picture of yourself wearing your chosen shirt.
In commemoration of this occasion, ShelfLife was kind enough to produce the snazzy graphic above which is now available on a wide variety of shirts for everyone, not just IQpierce. In addition, there were three other people who submitted Snakesonaplaniacs after IQpierce, they will be receiving the same prize package except without the t-shirt (sorry): Christopher, Scott and reddragon. I will be in touch with all the winners in the next 24 hours to make arrangements for your prizes. Feel free to taunt everyone else in the comments. Also, for those of you interested, here’s a complete list of all submissions.
I really enjoyed this contest, so here’s what the next one is going to be: prizes will be awarded to individuals wearing snakes on a plane apparel in funny/unusual locations/situations. So, if you don’t already have a shirt, make sure to pick one up in preperation.