Hey New Line, do you still read this blog?

I received an email today from somebody who wants to pitch you an idea.

Just thought you’d like to check out my article. This is something I hope to pitch to New Line, once I find a way to do so. (I.E., Once I can be assured they’ll take it seriously.)

http://dozerfleetwiki.wikispaces.com/SoaPAnimated

In short, this documents the exploits of Team Mongoose 20 years after Flight 121, as they battle snakes, scorpions, alligators, and more all over the globe to take down the vengeful remains of Eddie Kim’s family. Since I’m a fairly good graphics compiler and writer but a lousy animator, I’m hoping New Line will buy this pitch and send it to an animation studio one day. I don’t know how much significance it will have to you, but I thought I’d show it anyway.

If you visit his webpage you’ll see that he has the entire first season loosely scripted.

I’d watch it.

I had this posted on my other site for a week before I realized that it mentions Snakes on a Plane and hence fits here. So, here we go, Internet People.

It seems like it happens every few days now, but we’ve had more real snakes on real planes:

A man was stopped at Cairo’s airport just moments before he boarded a Saudi Arabia-bound plane with carry-on bags filled with live snakes, as well as a few baby crocodiles and chameleons.

ESPN’s Page 2’s Bill Simmons is, unsurprisingly, a big fan of Snakes on a Plane:

Note: Speaking [of] predictions, if “Snakes” doesn’t have one of the most magical runs in cable history, I’ll be shocked. So much to love, including Sam Jackson showing off a Barry Bonds-sized noggin, Juliana Marguiles with an “I never should have left ‘ER’ ” look on her face, Tim Riggins from “Friday Night Lights” joining the Mile High Club, Kenan Thompson successfully landing the plane because of his experience landing planes in video games and, yes, snakes eating people on a plane. I’ve watched this movie three times in 10 days, and I might go for No. 4 tonight.