Alright New Line, it’s time to get on the phone. Somebody option this book:

Whales on Stilts! Tell me this doesn’t have the makings of a sequel to Snakes on a Plane written all over it? They’re whales, and they’re on stilts! How did they get the stilts? How did they get up onto the stilts? How are they surviving out of the water? Who attached freaking laser beams to their heads? If this book is anything like Snakes on a Plane, these questions will be left mostly unanswered… but it looks like a hell of a ride!

From the description:

The trio soon learns that Larry does indeed plan to conquer the world using mind-controlled whales on stilts with laser-beam eyes. No adult will believe them, so it’s up to the kids to save the Earth.

I know what I want for my next birthday.

This appears to be the official Snakes on a Plane talking pen.  Although, admittedly, it’s not really a field in which you’d have a lot of unofficial competitors.

Rhymes with Orange.

Apparently Snakes on a Blog was mentioned on this podcast by the BBC.  Anyone want to listen and give me a recap?  (Podcasts aren’t really my thing.)

Just a quick heads-up at a promotion going on at Damnation Inc:

Hey everybody,Spring is just around the corner (if you ignore the snow here in the northeastern US) and spring means t-shirt weather!

Here at Damnation headquarters, we’re trying to clear out some space and get some new designs by the time summer rolls around. And you can help out by buying some shirts! We’ve made it very easy and priced the popular Snakes shirt at $2! TWO DOLLARS! Yes, you need to buy 5 to get the price, but it’s still quite a deal, considering just one blank American Apparel shirt would set you back $15.

A clean Snakes shirt for every workday. Think about that. What an excellent idea. Other shirts have been marked down to $5 each. Poke around the site to find out.

In addition to the price drops, Paypal is also running a promotion: spend at least $30 through Paypal and get $15 back. Seems like a good deal, if you qualify. Here’s the link:

https://paypal.promotionexpert.com/greatshopping/signup/

Check the Terms and Conditions to see if you’re eligible. If so, lucky you. Note: this promotion is offered by Paypal and its partners, not damnation-inc.com . Use at your own risk, only as directed.
Thanks,
Chris
www.damnation-inc.com

Voila.

Authorities found over 2,400 smuggled snakes in crates at an airport in Malaysia on their way from Thailand to Hong Kong.  How were they discovered, you wonder?

Workers handling cargo at the complex near the Bayan Lepas International Airport in Penang grew suspicious when they heard hissing and “slithering sounds.”

Ah, well that clears it up then.

Sadly I couldn’t attend the Snakes on a Plane panel at SXSW. I was invited, but I had other duties to attend to, but here’s an introduction to the panel by its moderator.

Here’s a write-up of the panel.

I should have gone.

I got this in my email a few days ago:

Hello. First, I love Snakes On a Plane. I do So much that it has become the subject of a 5 paragraph persuasive writing piece im doing in my english class. I need to Know Why Snakes on a plane is so awsome! I Have 3 reasons.

1. because sam jackson is in it
2. because people like the people at SOAB played a big part in the film (like advertising) and
3. Because it has the ultimate villain SNAKES!!

The Hard part about it from here is finding reasons why those resons made this movie awsome? Well Ill get to the point. Im not asking you to write my whole essay. But if it wouldnt be to much trouble oculd you supply me with some information thats goes with these reasons that might help me in my quest for an A. Thank you for your time and I hope to here from you.

Anybody feel up to helping him out?