I’ve gotten a few of these in the past, but I figured I’d throw this one online:

i may only be 15, but i have some thoughts about this movie.1) i think it,looks retared!! 2) i have not yet seen snakes on a plane and i do not plan,to. i think that snakes on a plane is just another way that terrorist can,demolish the u.s. thanks to the person who created this movie a terrorist,could be thinking of more ways to kill us just by the poisinous snakes or,more deadfully tragic ways. so i am ganna say thank you to the guy who made,this movie. becuase if we are attacked this way i guess i would be right.

I always like the idea that terrorists are so dull-witted that the only way they can think of things to do is by watching Hollywood blockbusters. I expect we’re going to see a lot more terroristic cross-dressing and fart jokes in the near future… beware!