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Snakes on a Samuel Jackson Shooting
December 23rd, 2006 at 7:34 pm

Samuel Jackson was shot in the head. Now, I know what you’re thinking, that it couldn’t have done any damage… not to Samuel Jackson. Well, you’d be right. He was shot in the back of the head and is just fine:

Samuel Jackson is walking around with a small caliber bullet lodged just underneath his scalp. He talked exclusively Sunday to WSFA 12 News.

Who fired the weapon and how all of this began is still a mystery. The 67-year-old man went into the greenhouse in his backyard Saturday and picked up a bucket to water the plants. Just before he finished, a bullet came through the greenhouse door.

“All of a sudden, something hit me. It felt like someone just took a board and hit me across the head,” Jackson said. “Of course, I dropped the bucket immediately. I felt my head and I could feel something wet and I said, ‘that’s blood.’”

Snakes couldn’t stop him, a bullet to the back of the head couldn’t stop him. Nothing can stop him.



9 Comments »

he is indistructable

Comment by snakesonasam — December 23, 2006 @ 9:26 pm

They say this cat Samuel Jackson is a bad mother… / SHUT YOUR MOUTH! / But I’m talkin’ ’bout Sam Jackson. / THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

Comment by Armitage112 — December 24, 2006 @ 1:20 am

Dammit! Only wonded him!

&___oo-~D=ΒΆ===–’

Comment by Montgomery J Python — December 24, 2006 @ 2:35 pm

hahaha click the link and look at the picture.

Comment by Alex Lewis — December 24, 2006 @ 5:15 pm

Hahahaha thats great. I was out telling everyone that samuel L. Jackson is indestructible, after clicking the link i feel kinda stupid

Comment by Max — December 24, 2006 @ 8:54 pm

Was that seriously Samuel L. Jackson? It didn’t look like him. Maybe it was a different Samuel Jackson?

Comment by Cheezer — December 24, 2006 @ 11:13 pm

NO it WASN’T our beloved SLJ–it was just a nice old man who happens to bear a similar name. Our Hero just turned 58, BTW, on Dec. 21. C’mon, if it WAS Samuel L., don’t you think it woulda been on the NEWS??? ;-)

BTW–here in NJ it’s 12:08am, Dec. 25th. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Comment by Armitage112 — December 25, 2006 @ 1:09 am

In other SLJ news–”Afro Samurai” will be premiering on Spike TV’s Web site on New Year’s Eve. Details below: http://tinyurl.com/y9p6n4

Comment by Armitage112 — December 25, 2006 @ 1:13 am

the reason he didnt die is cuz hes a jedi, everyone knows that come on

Comment by meegs — January 6, 2007 @ 3:42 pm


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