This one’s actually pretty amusing. Kevin sent in a link to this movie quote generator that allows you to substitute a random phrase into a series of movie quotes. Anyway, the phrase “motherfucking snakes” provides some amusing possibilities:
I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little motherfucking snakes, too!
I’m looking for the Army of the Twelve Motherfucking Snakes.
Motherfucking Snakes? We ain’t got no motherfucking snakes! We don’t need no motherfucking snakes! I don’t have to show you any stinking motherfucking snakes!
Keep your friends close, but your motherfucking snakes closer.
There’s a lot more, keep refreshing and they’ll just keep coming.

“And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my motherfucking snakes.”
First one that came up :-D