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Snakes on a Movie Quote Generator
December 1st, 2006 at 1:10 am

This one’s actually pretty amusing.  Kevin sent in a link to this movie quote generator that allows you to substitute a random phrase into a series of movie quotes.  Anyway, the phrase “motherfucking snakes” provides some amusing possibilities:

I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little motherfucking snakes, too!

I’m looking for the Army of the Twelve Motherfucking Snakes.

Motherfucking Snakes? We ain’t got no motherfucking snakes! We don’t need no motherfucking snakes! I don’t have to show you any stinking motherfucking snakes!

Keep your friends close, but your motherfucking snakes closer.

There’s a lot more, keep refreshing and they’ll just keep coming.



17 Comments »

“And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my motherfucking snakes.”

First one that came up :-D

Comment by scopes — December 1, 2006 @ 3:35 am

The pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the motherfucking snakes.

Sounds like a motherfucking plane to me.

Comment by cecil36 — December 1, 2006 @ 7:57 pm

“When there’s no more room in hell, the motherfucking snakes will walk the earth.”

Comment by KSgop — December 2, 2006 @ 1:59 am

Motherfucking Snakes? Where we’re going we don’t need motherfucking snakes.

Comment by maxonaplane — December 2, 2006 @ 11:03 pm

I feel the need - the need for motherfucking snakes!

Comment by Cinezombi — December 3, 2006 @ 3:32 pm

You had me at motherfucking snakes.

Oh how true…;)

Comment by Diona — December 3, 2006 @ 9:31 pm

You had me at motherfucking snakes.

Oh how true…;)

Comment by Diona

True lol, It had us all! That should be the snakes on a blog Slogan.

Comment by Cinezombi — December 4, 2006 @ 5:48 am

OMG1 i changed internet provider and lost all my favourites then in the hype forgot to add SOAB back as a favourite later on.

I can’t beleive its still posting on a regular basis! that is amazing. i know this has nothing to do with movie quote generators but id like to say well done Brian.

…well done.

i appreciate that in a few years time there probs wont be much to say about SOAP but hang in there meanwhile!

i once read this thing on imdb thaT someone had suggested instead of coming out on DVD SOAP would be rereleased every august 18th. i so wish that was happening.

now i think about it this would have been better off in the forum bit…

Comment by Supersnake — December 4, 2006 @ 3:13 pm

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his motherfucking snakes.

I love the smell of motherfucking snakes in the morning.

Hasta la vista, motherfucking snakes.

No Mr. Bond, I expect motherfucking snakes to die.

Comment by BojacRedleif — December 4, 2006 @ 5:14 pm

wow, soaps UK release date changed?
jw really.
less than one month now!

Comment by maxonaplane — December 4, 2006 @ 6:22 pm

You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a motherfucking snakes.

You can’t handle the motherfucking snakes!

We can’t stop here. This is motherfucking snakes country.

Lions and tigers and motherfucking snakes, oh my!

And on and on it goes…!!! ;-)

And the best part of all: “Put this quote on a T-shirt”!!!!

Comment by Armitage112 — December 5, 2006 @ 5:47 pm

“Motherfucking snakes are more than good- they’re grrrreat!”

Ha. :-p

-Cheezer

Comment by Cheezer — December 5, 2006 @ 8:51 pm

“My mama always said life was like a box of motherfucking snakes.”

Less than a month ’til the DVD!

Comment by Lemmy — December 6, 2006 @ 5:19 pm

OMG–It just got better–

“An easy personalized Christmas present for the motherfucking snakes in your life.”

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Comment by Armitage112 — December 7, 2006 @ 3:20 pm

Five dollars to the first to get “That is it, I’ve HAD it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!”

Comment by irrelivent — December 7, 2006 @ 4:42 pm

“Lions and tigers and motherfucking snakes- oh my!”

Comment by Dye — December 14, 2006 @ 2:58 am

And remember, dear friends, when this is all just a fond memory we relate to our grandchildren someday, look back on this era of your lives, and take this to heart:

“We’ll always have Motherfucking Snakes.”

Comment by Armitage112 — January 2, 2007 @ 11:22 pm


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"See, I will send venomous snakes among you, vipers that cannot be charmed, and they will bite you..."
                 - Jeremiah 8:17

"That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane..."
                 - Michael Stipe, REM

"Enough is enough, I've had it with these snakes."
                 - Samuel L. Jackson