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Snakes on the Editing Room

November 26th, 2006 at 6:08 pm

This came out about two months ago, but I somehow missed it. My network of spies has grown, understandably, smaller as of late. The Editing Room takes films and rewrites them to cut out all the filler, boiling them down to just the bare essentials of the story. Their take on Snakes on a Plane is pretty funny. Here’s a part:

NATHAN PHILLIPS I’m so nervous about testifying against a crime boss. What if he tries to kill me?

SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON Don’t worry, I’m here to protect you, just like when I rescued you from those thugs in your hotel.

NATHAN PHILLIPS Actually, I’ve been wondering about that. How did those bad guys find me? For that matter, how did you find me? Nobody saw me for more than a second, and you weren’t even there.

SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON Umm…

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Lol.

Oh my god, did I just say “Lol”? I must be turning into…an internet…umm…person.

Comment by irrelivent — November 27, 2006 @ 9:48 pm

I just wathced the movie this ast weekend and was asking my brother the same thing about how did Sam JAckson find him…that movie was garbage

Comment by jr — November 28, 2006 @ 3:28 pm

jr–RE: “I just wathced the movie this ast weekend and was asking my brother the same thing about how did Sam JAckson find him…that movie was garbage”

Apparently, so are your typing skills. Or lack thereof. :-p

Comment by Armitage112 — November 29, 2006 @ 1:44 pm

“Actually, I’ve been wondering about that. How did those bad guys find me? For that matter, how did you find me? Nobody saw me for more than a second, and you weren’t even there.”

Explained in the novelization. They get his fingerprints from the can of Red Bull and check it against the police database, which Kim has access to because the police are corrupt.

Comment by Art — January 13, 2007 @ 2:04 am

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