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Snakes on a… Wait… Zombies on a Plane
November 12th, 2006 at 2:07 am

It may be called Plane Dead, but it was clearly DESTINED to be called Zombies on a Plane. I’m going to have to imagine that this movie was greenlit sometime in the past twelves months after the hysteria started… it’s just too hard to imagine someone thought of this independently. Oh well, here are some graphics:

Snakes on a Plane Zombies on a Plane Plane Dead

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Snakes on a Plane Zombies on a Plane Plane Dead

It’s got an official website, an IMDB page, a story on Fangoria and a page on the production company’s website. It’s like they’re a real movie… aww… isn’t it cute? Here’s the plot description:

“Plane Dead” is a special effects packed Sci-Fi/Horror/Action thriller about a routine flight from LA to Paris on which a renegade scientist, on the run from the CIA, has smuggled a secret coffin containing the body of a scientist infected with a deadly genetically engineered virus.

The 747 jumbo jet collides with two massive thunderstorms at once which drops it into the eye of an inescapable storm. The non-stop turbulence triggers the release of the infected “flesh eating” scientist from the cargo hold.

A life and death battle ensues as the virus turns the unsuspecting passengers into “the undead” and the terrified uninfected passengers try to survive the flight they wish they had missed.

Now, no government will allow the “infected” 747 jumbo jet to land. Stranded in the air, the passengers have no place to hide from their ravenous tormentors…

flying the deadly skies…

I’m totally unclear as to why the words “flesh eating,” “the undead” and “infected” are in “quotes.” Perhaps they’re not really flesh eating, the undead or infected and it’s all just a subtle metaphor for modern life.

Damned CIA scientists.



5 Comments »

Zombies On Plane this is right up my alley. Okay, Better would be that Snakes were infected with Rage ( The disease that the monkeys hosted in 28 Days Later. The Snakes bite the passengers and the passengers become flesheaters. I know that is not the plot but it would be great if it was.

They could have Lawerence Fishburn instead of Sam Jackson and he could say Enough is enough, I have had it with these Muthrf@#$kn Zombies on This Muthrf@#$kn Plane.

I will stop now but I knew it was only a matter of time before they combine the two. Brilliant “Straight to Video”, But Brilliant none the Less

Comment by Cinezombi — November 12, 2006 @ 2:25 am

Not Snakes…Not Zombies…. But…..

Ghost on A Plane

We attended Screamfest Horror Convention Oct 13-15 in Orlando, Fl. this year. The cast and crew of a indie film called Ghost Flight http://www.indifilmshop.com/GhostFlight.html was at the Con promoting their film. The capt. and all his stewardess made it out and took photos all around the convention. They even entered the costume contest for best group costume. But we won as the family of Zombies….. Wait so we are back to Zombies.

Here is a picture of the cast and crew

http://i9.tinypic.com/29bziag.jpg

and here is one of us as Zombies

http://i7.tinypic.com/498zuh3.jpg

Comment by Cinezombi — November 12, 2006 @ 2:21 pm

And yes, a black man with a flamethrower IS the hero in this one!

Comment by Stu — November 12, 2006 @ 7:27 pm

Zombies!! AH, NOW we’re talking! ^_^

“I have had it with these M-F’in Zombies on this…”

…eh, let’s give it a rest, shall we? ;-)

Comment by Armitage112 — November 13, 2006 @ 2:01 pm

Why would a country not let them land? They would quarantine it, yes, but it’s not like France is going to be like, “Our citizens? Fuck them. Don’t land here,” and they’re going to fly all the way to America only to have them say, “Go back to France.”

Just kinda dumb.

Comment by G. T. Karber — November 18, 2006 @ 6:28 pm


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