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Archive for November, 2006

Snakes on a Christmas

Thursday, November 30th, 2006

Man, it’s early. Just a few days after Thanksgiving and I’m putting up my first Christmas themed post. It’s not even December 1st yet, nobody has opened their first advent calendar door! I know some Jews out there who are going to get on my case for this. Save Ferris is probably going to write me a mean letter. Anyway, you knew it was coming, here we go:

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Snakes on a Plane Christmas Snakes on a Plane Christmas Snakes on a Plane Christmas

Once again, thanks to the always surprising CineZombi family for their fine work.

I’m expecting a Snakes on Hanukkah display any day now, either with snake shaped candles or snake shaped candle holders in the menorah. Get cracking, Jews.

Also, for those of you still reading the site, it looks like I’m going to have one final contest for ye faithful in relation to the upcoming DVD-release. I don’t have details yet, but stay tuned, they might pop online AT ANY MOMENT.




Snakes on a DVD Press Release

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006

Hey, I’m like a marketing flog now, neat eh? Here’s New Line’s press release regarding the soon approaching release of the DVD version of Snakes on a Plane. Posted because it says a decent amount about what’s going to be on the DVD, if you haven’t already read about it somewhere else:

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Sit back. Relax. Enjoy the fright.

SAMUEL L. JACKSON FLIES THE

NOT-SO-FRIENDLY SKIES AS

Snakes on a Plane

SLITHERS ONTO DVD JANUARY 2, 2007, FROM NEW LINE HOME ENTERTAINMENT

Never-Before-Seen DVD Bonus Features Include Audio Commentary from Samuel L. Jackson and Director David Ellis, Deleted Scenes,

a Behind-the-Scenes Documentary, a Gag Reel and the

“Snakes on a Plane (Bring It)” Music Video

LOS ANGELES, CA (October 2, 2006) – Fasten your seat belt for some pulse-pounding turbulence! There is no escaping the venomous bite of Snakes on a Plane as the year’s pop culture phenomenon creeps onto DVD January 2, 2007, from New Line Home Entertainment. When deadly snakes are released onboard Pacific Air Flight 121, an FBI agent (Samuel L. Jackson; The Man, Star Wars Trilogy,) must protect the passengers before they become the creatures’ prey. Directed by David R. Ellis (Final Destination 2, Cellular), this edge-of-your-seat action-thriller also stars Julianna Margulies (TV’s ER, HBO’s The Sopranos), Bobby Cannavale (The Station Agent, Shall We Dance), Kenan Thompson (Saturday Night Live, Fat Albert) and Rachel Blanchard (Without a Paddle, Road Trip). Buckle up for chilling DVD extras including audio commentary from Jackson and Ellis, deleted scenes, a behind-the-scenes documentary, a featurette documenting the film’s fan-based buzz, the “Snakes on a Plane (Bring It)” music video and more! The DVD will be available at a $28.98 SRP.

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Snakes on Thanksgiving

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006

Snakes on a Thanksgiving… err… I guess it’s a very disturbing Thanksgiving:

Snakes on a Plane Thanksgiving

Also, some users will notice simple math problems are required before posting comments.  I’ve turned this on due to the low frequency of comments these days and the high frequency of spam (my filters have stopped 40,000 attempted spam comments).  It’s been a hassle, so I thought this would cut it down for me.  Sorry.

All previous Fan Graphics.




Snakes on a Train

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006

I liked this picture a lot:

Snakes on a Plane

Nana was kind enough to send it:

I failed to send this earlier, I know, but I would like to show this one off [from the] Six Flags Great America (Illinois). This was actually during fright feast. they changed the name of “The Viper” to “Snakes On A Train.”

Previous Fan Graphics.




Snakes on the Editing Room

Sunday, November 26th, 2006

This came out about two months ago, but I somehow missed it. My network of spies has grown, understandably, smaller as of late. The Editing Room takes films and rewrites them to cut out all the filler, boiling them down to just the bare essentials of the story. Their take on Snakes on a Plane is pretty funny. Here’s a part:

NATHAN PHILLIPS
I’m so nervous about testifying against a crime boss. What if he tries to kill me?

SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON
Don’t worry, I’m here to protect you, just like when I rescued you from those thugs in your hotel.

NATHAN PHILLIPS
Actually, I’ve been wondering about that. How did those bad guys find me? For that matter, how did you find me? Nobody saw me for more than a second, and you weren’t even there.

SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON
Umm…




Snakes on a Philippine Plane

Sunday, November 26th, 2006

Whoa, watch out Manilla!  I know you’re ready for all sorts of crazy antics out there, but nobody was expecting Snakes on a Plane.  Oh, well, ok, at this point, I guess they probably are expecting that, but it’s funny nonetheless.

Philippines airport authorities on Tuesday foiled an alleged attempt by a Filipino woman to smuggle more than 100 poisonous snakes and lizards to Thailand.

An airport X-ray technician reported seeing the image of a snake inside one of two large suitcases allegedly belonging to a woman, who came from the central Philippine city of Bacolod on her way to Bangkok, Thailand, said customs officer Tessie Roque.

The two suitcases were later opened, revealing dozens of soft drink and water bottles and sacks containing 50 monitor lizards, 39 cobras, 21 vipers, 20 other smaller lizards and two iguanas.

Give that technician a medal.  I wonder how many ounces of liquid are in a snake?  I also wonder how those two iguanas survived with all those other, more bite-y, things in the suitcase?




Snakes on YouTube

Monday, November 20th, 2006

It’s been pointed out that someone has posted the entire bootlegged camcorder version of Snakes on a Plane on YouTube in 11 pieces. I’m sure by pointing out that it’s online, it’s going to vanish within minutes, but it’s interested that anybody bothers to do such things. Anyway, here’s the first part:

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Snakes on a Plane on YouTube

Who would have thought?




Snakes on Overheard in Minneapolis

Saturday, November 18th, 2006

This is old but I didn’t notice it before:

At the beginning of “Snakes on a Plane.”

Dumb Girl sitting behind us said to her soon-to-be-single boyfriend: You told me this movie was about some terrorists on a plane. You didn’t say anything about snakes.




Snakes on a Midterm Election

Sunday, November 12th, 2006

The Hartford Courant has a weird piece up entitled Bipartisanship is Bliss, Dear Senator which has the following throwaway comment:

I have been working on an abstract piece comparing the turncoat seditionist Lamont to the movie “Snakes on a Plane” because in each case there was a lot of advance hype but not that many people showed up.

Sounds, uh, odd.




Snakes in the New York Times Magazine

Sunday, November 12th, 2006

The New York Times Magazine ran a piece today entitled A Turn of Phrase based in part on an interview I had forgotten that I gave. It goes on to discuss, in what I thought was actually a fairly interesting and insightful manner, the disconnect between Snakes on a Plane the film and Snakes on a Plane the phenomenon. As time goes on, people will likely forgot about this whole experience, but if anyone is going to learn a lesson about marketing and the link between the internet and the real world, this whole interlinked experience between product, promotion and ownership should be considered.

The people online owned the joke of snakes on a plane. New line owned the movie Snakes on a Plane. Both had the same origin, but both ran independently. Because someone was interested in one, didn’t mean that they would necessarily be interested in the other. And just because the internet is full of chatter, doesn’t mean that the real world is full of the same level of chatter. It’s a lot easier to be loud on the internet (see, for example, me) than it is in the real world.

There’s an excellent point about three quarters of the way through the Times’s piece:

New Line didn’t get a free ride from these creators; if anything, the creators got a boost from New Line: The movie promoted the hype more than the hype promoted the movie.

It’s true. And it certainly worked out to my benefit. However, after the movie opened and people were disappointed by the box office numbers, I had intense, but inexplicable, feelings of guilt. Clearly it’s not my fault the movie did less well than they had hoped it would do, and I had no real bearing on its financial outcome (nor had I ever tried to have any bearing on it), but yet I was somehow linked to this film. It’s success would have been my success. It’s failure turned out to be my failure.

In the interviews I give, I point out that there’s little about Snakes on a Plane that could be replicated by future entrepreneurs. Things become viral when they’re genuinely engaging. When they are something that’s so good that people feel the need to pass them on without being told to do so… just because. The problem in trying to create something like that is that you’re ALWAYS trying to create something good enough that people want to engage with it. That’s ALWAYS the goal. You can’t try to make something extra good so it will go viral, you should have been doing that the whole time. The problem with Snakes on a Plane was that what was viral was not the movie itself, but the idea of the movie. The concept was the joke… the movie was almost irrelevant once the title had been pitched.

Ok, enough blathering. Here’s the picture the Times included with the piece drawn by some guy named Leif Parsons:

Snakes on a Plane New York Times Magazine

Also, if you’re bored, there’s also some discussion of the New York Times story going on over at AltHouse.




Snakes on a… Wait… Zombies on a Plane

Sunday, November 12th, 2006

It may be called Plane Dead, but it was clearly DESTINED to be called Zombies on a Plane. I’m going to have to imagine that this movie was greenlit sometime in the past twelves months after the hysteria started… it’s just too hard to imagine someone thought of this independently. Oh well, here are some graphics:

Snakes on a Plane Zombies on a Plane Plane Dead

Snakes on a Plane Zombies on a Plane Plane Dead Snakes on a Plane Zombies on a Plane Plane Dead Snakes on a Plane Zombies on a Plane Plane Dead Snakes on a Plane Zombies on a Plane Plane Dead

Snakes on a Plane Zombies on a Plane Plane Dead

It’s got an official website, an IMDB page, a story on Fangoria and a page on the production company’s website. It’s like they’re a real movie… aww… isn’t it cute? Here’s the plot description:

“Plane Dead” is a special effects packed Sci-Fi/Horror/Action thriller about a routine flight from LA to Paris on which a renegade scientist, on the run from the CIA, has smuggled a secret coffin containing the body of a scientist infected with a deadly genetically engineered virus.

The 747 jumbo jet collides with two massive thunderstorms at once which drops it into the eye of an inescapable storm. The non-stop turbulence triggers the release of the infected “flesh eating” scientist from the cargo hold.

A life and death battle ensues as the virus turns the unsuspecting passengers into “the undead” and the terrified uninfected passengers try to survive the flight they wish they had missed.

Now, no government will allow the “infected” 747 jumbo jet to land. Stranded in the air, the passengers have no place to hide from their ravenous tormentors…

flying the deadly skies…

I’m totally unclear as to why the words “flesh eating,” “the undead” and “infected” are in “quotes.” Perhaps they’re not really flesh eating, the undead or infected and it’s all just a subtle metaphor for modern life.

Damned CIA scientists.




Snakes on Fan Art XXXV

Saturday, November 11th, 2006

A few pieces of non-Halloween Fan Art from around the web:

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All previous Fan Art.




Snakes on a Halloween Costume Roundup II

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006

A few days ago I posted a collection of Snakes on a Plane Halloween costumes. Well, it turns out I missed a few items. Here are the rest:

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Snakes on a Plane Halloween Costume Snakes on a Plane Halloween Costume Snakes on a Plane Halloween Costume

Snakes on a Plane Halloween Costume Snakes on a Plane Halloween Costume Snakes on a Plane Halloween Costume Snakes on a Plane Halloween Costume

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Snakes on a Plane Halloween Costume Snakes on a Plane Halloween Costume Snakes on a Plane Halloween Costume Snakes on a Plane Halloween Costume

Snakes on a Plane Halloween Costume Snakes on a Plane Halloween Costume Snakes on a Plane Halloween Costume

All previous Fan Graphics.




Snakes in a Basement

Monday, November 6th, 2006

A man who turned his basement into a sanctuary for wayward snakes blames Snakes on a Plane for the public’s preference for cats and dogs over snakes.   The venomous fangs, for some reason, don’t get mentioned.




Snakes on Weeds

Wednesday, November 1st, 2006

If anyone can get me a clip from the most recent episode of Weeds, I’d appreciate it.  I’m looking for video starting at 9:30 and ending at 11:45 in the episode.  I wish I had more technical video editing abilities.




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Snakes on a Blog documents my quest to attend the Hollywood premiere of Snakes on a Plane. If I'm really lucky, this blog will do more than just document the quest, it will aid it. Read my first and second pleas.

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Quotes
"See, I will send venomous snakes among you, vipers that cannot be charmed, and they will bite you..."
                 - Jeremiah 8:17

"That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane..."
                 - Michael Stipe, REM

"Enough is enough, I've had it with these snakes."
                 - Samuel L. Jackson