My video capturing/editing abilties are weak, but if someone has the technology and the know-how, I’d appreciate it if you could grab the first two minutes or so of last night’s Gilmore Girls. I have the whole episode on my computer, but I’m having a tough time cropping out all the non Snakes on a Plane stuff. Any help would be appreciated. Here’s my bad, bad effort. It’s got an annoying text message in the middle of the screen AND you’ll have to skip past the first minute (”last time on Gilmore Girls”) which isn’t relevant:
In the interim, here’s a transcript:
Girl: Let me bottom line it for you, snakes are gross, snakes are scary and slithery, and do you know where snakes do not belong?
Boy: On a plane?
Girl: They do not belong on a plane.
Boy: It’s not an ideal situation
Girl: They do not belong anywhere except in cages stuck in safes buried deep deep underground. I hate snakes!
Boy: So I’m gathering.
Girl: With their gross no-legged bodies and their scaly scaly skin and their wiggling and their hissing.
Boy: Ok, Laura, I respect your very valid feelings about snakes…
Girl: Thank you.
Boy: But I have to say, we were fairly warned.
Girl: No, no, a movie should not just be its title. Driving Miss Daisy ddin’t all take place in a car, Dancing with Wolves wasn’t one long wolf dance. This was nothing but snakes snakes relentless snakes snakes on a plane snake snakes snakes on a plane!
Boy: This was our fifth bad movie in a row, it’s got to be some kind of record.
Girl: We’ve got to face facts, movies have gotten bad.
Boy: Unless it’s our fault…
Are their names Laura and Chris? I don’t watch Gilmore Girls.
And how exactly Snakes on a Plane a bad movie, pray tell? I do not like this Laura person.