Snakes on a Courtroom? No, wait… that’s not right. Snakes on Toronto? No, that can’t be it. Snakes on a New Home? Not quite. Hamsters on a Plane?!?!? No, that’s definitely wrong. Snakes on a Plane! You knew it was coming, didn’t you?

It’s actually a shame that the Snakes on a New Home article is the most interesting (and SnakesonaPlaneesque) one:

Snakes fell on Lyman Hepworth’s head when he opened the door to a pump house near the small house the couple planned to buy.

“When it warmed up, we walked onto the yard and the whole yard moved,” Jeanine Hepworth told the Rexburg Standard Journal.

One day, Lyman Hepworth reached to turn on a light and discovered the pull cord was actually a snake.

Yegads.