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Snakes on a Reality TV Show
September 5th, 2006 at 12:34 am

Snakes on a Plane could make for a KILLER reality tv show:

Synopsis: 20 contestants (10 male/10 female) travel by commercial aircraft to 10 different cities around the world. With the crew and pilots secure, the contestants will share the cabin area with 200 snakes. 5 of the 200 are poisonous. Each flight will be between 5 -12 hours in length. The reward at the end of each flight will be a day spent in luxury visiting the exotic destination city. Contestants can then choose to fly 3 friends out and extend their visit for week, all expense paid OR get back on the flight for the next leg of the competition. If at any time a contestant is bit by any of the 5 poisonous snake, antivenom will be administered and they will be eliminated.

You could be on this show… uh… assuming it’s real.  Which, you know, is unlikely.  Anyway, applications can be submitted to lcaa_productions@yahoo.com.



5 Comments »

How about “If at any time a contestant is bit by any of the 5 poisonous snakes, they will be eliminated by not administering antivenom” instead?

I’d pay good money to watch that version.

Comment by Doofaas — September 5, 2006 @ 3:08 pm

They say on their site that reposting the message is prohibited. :-p If the flights weren’t so long, I’d do it. Well, I wouldn’t want to be on TV. So my two main issues are being on camera and being on a long flight. The snakes are a distant third. :-)

Comment by Ann — September 5, 2006 @ 5:40 pm

that i hate to say won’t work. antivenin does’t always work, its not some miracle cure, people are allergic, and thevenom is still excruciatingly painful. why use poisonous snakes anyway. in fact why use snakes, the movie used mostly CGI. in real life the snakes would just hide:(

Comment by andrew — September 5, 2006 @ 7:07 pm

well I don’t know about any of you…. but I totally just applied. How FUN would that be!!!!???

Comment by reba mac — September 6, 2006 @ 3:50 am

wow snake on the plane? tv show? great im on it i mean it would be great if i got choose it’d so fun so competitive and being in tv its a part of my dreams too ah ah

Comment by vp — September 15, 2006 @ 10:03 pm


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Snakes on a Blog documents my quest to attend the Hollywood premiere of Snakes on a Plane. If I'm really lucky, this blog will do more than just document the quest, it will aid it. Read my first and second pleas.

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