Thanks for taking our quiz. You answered 60% of the questions correctly.
So-so. Next time, get a snake and have him help you with the answers.

/Not really up on all the obscure old pop-culture

I scored 0% because I didn’t take it. Gah it’s entirely too wordy. If they had named the movie it would’ve been called “Those reptiles that slither, hiss, and have scales that many people are afraid of on a transportation that has wings and engines.” Additionally I’d like to say boo to msnbc for well….everything they do.

“Thanks for taking our quiz. You answered 80% of the questions correctly.
Mostly correct. Your score would charm any but the most intractable of snakes.”

Parselmouth??? I thought it was Parseltongue??? Oh well, I never read them, what do I know. Got it right anyway. ;-)

I got a 75%.

And yes, it’s “Parseltongue,” not “Parselmouth.” Parseltongue is the language, and Parselmouth is someone who speaks it.

As in, “Parseltongue, motherfucker! Do you speak it?”

Here’s a simple question…

If a bunch of snakes were released on a plane, why not just turn on the air conditioning?

If you bring the temperature down to around 40°F, the cold-blooded snakes will all become sluggish and non-threatening. They don’t like the cold all that much…

Its a neat idea for a movie, though.

I got an 80% =)