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August 14th, 2006 at 12:59 pm

Is Snakes on a Plane an internet cult?

Undoubtedly the greatest internet phenomenon to grace the world, Snakes on a Plane is our salvation, our hope. The Cultivators of SoaP are dedicated to the promulgation of this fact, and the re-education of humankind.

Samuel L. Jackson was the first Cultivator of SoaP. When presented with the first Book of Truth (the original movie script), he was blinded my the title alone: “Snakes on a Plane.” He needed no further evidence to begin his spiritual journey into the best leading role he would ever fufill. He has been the driving force behind the essence of SoaP, and it is to him that we owe much of our gratitude for enlightening the first among us.

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Well of course it is. Smauel L Jackson is our god and you’re the pope. It’s all quite obvious.

Comment by AnyankaBunnyfear — August 14, 2006 @ 1:02 pm

C’mon, people, don’t you remember? The Church of Samuel L. Jackson of Latter Day Snakes??? I love that joke so much, I’ve got it on life-support, and I’m NOT pulling the plug!! :p

Comment by Armitage112 — August 14, 2006 @ 1:20 pm

let us give thanks to sam, for he is our leader, and also one bad motherfucker, amen.

Comment by dan — August 14, 2006 @ 1:49 pm

And the congregation replied: “Oh, I’m ready for it. C’mon, bring it. Oh, I’m ready for it. C’mon, bring it.”

Comment by Armitage112 — August 14, 2006 @ 2:05 pm

Jackson 3:16

“And thou, the Lord came from the Heavens and spake to his people:

“I want these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking plane.”

And it was good.”

Comment by Steve the Pirate — August 15, 2006 @ 5:33 am

Hail to the badest mother fucker in the mother fuckin universe or for me snakes on a plane is mine.

Comment by Chris skinner — August 16, 2006 @ 2:34 am

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