This isn’t really of any interest to anybody, but the Guardian ran a story a while ago that was your basic Snakes on a Plane media piece, but their description of Snakes on a Blog that made me laugh:
disturbingly meticulous
Harumph.
Why do I have a feeling that this movie isn’t going to be as crappy as the media wants us to believe it to be?
Slightly OT, so please forgive me, but my excitement overwhelms me…
Channel surfing before nodding off last night, I saw ANOTHER “SoaP” commercial–about midnight EST, on CBS, it was SO great! They showed non-stop action scenes from the movie, to the tune of “snakes on a plane (bring it)”–it actually made me like the song even more! Less than 2 weeks!! BRING IT!!! WAHOO!!!
Another OT–sorry, but I just saw this on Yahoo!’s main page. They say it’s an EXCLUSIVE!!! But who knows?
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/snakesonaplane.html
Anyway, back on topic:
“This film - and nobody is pretending otherwise - will suck. It will blow. It will totally chomp, absolutely bite, and eat it raw. ”
Don’t mince words, dude, tell us how you really feel. :p
I dunno–I’m starting to think he might be seriously mistaken…!
“disturbingly meticulous”
ok, you know how people say ROFL, but actually, they aren’t. I have to tell you that, actually, I AM.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Any psychologist would have a field day analyzing the person who wrote that article! I would just like to take the time to tell that person, “I am sorry. I am sorry for all the people who ruined your development. It’s not your fault! It’s not your fault!”
I can’t believe they don’t have analytical screenings for critics.