Snakes on a Police Stop
July 27th, 2006 at 12:20 am
Crazy Aunt Purl has a funny story about being pulled over by the police for failing to stop at a red light and responding to the police with, well, Snakes on a Plane:
Law: Can I see your license and registration please?
Me: (whimper)
Law: Miss Lastname, did you not see the large, red stop sign that tells cars to stop?
Me: Yes, I know. I am SO SNAKES ON A PLANE.
silence
silence
silenceLaw: YOU DID NOT JUST SAY SNAKES ON A PLANE!
Me: (whimper)
Law: “I am tired of these blanketyblank snakes on this blanketyblank airplane!”
Me: SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!!!
laughing
laughing
laughing
I wonder if this sort of thing would work EVERY time you got pulled over? If I had a car, I’d try it out.
That is almost too ridiculous to believe. Although, I guess it really happened. Can it be that SoaP has reached new heights and gone above the law?