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July 18th, 2006 at 8:14 am

Samuel L. Jackson is God.



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Anyone know where I can find a video of the SNL “When Cobras Attack” skit?

Comment by CJ — July 18, 2006 @ 2:22 pm

I can hear it now:

“I have had it with this motherfuckin’ snake in My motherfuckin’ Garden of Eden!”

Comment by Lula — July 18, 2006 @ 2:36 pm

Sadly, the SNL skit has never been placed online.

Comment by Snakes on a Blog — July 18, 2006 @ 2:39 pm

“Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made. He said to the woman, “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any M-F’in tree in the M-F’in garden’?” –Genesis 3:1, according to SLJ

Comment by Armitage112 — July 18, 2006 @ 3:23 pm

The joke’s been used…but…

“NOAH…GATHER 2 OF EVERY ANIMAL AND PUT THEM ON AN ARK…..WAIT….I’VE HAD IT WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON MY MOTHER FUCKING ARK!”

Comment by Hehateme — July 18, 2006 @ 5:39 pm

[...] Liquid Generation apparently found the news that Samuel L. Jackson would be playing god in an upcoming audio-Bible to be as amusing as I did: [...]

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"See, I will send venomous snakes among you, vipers that cannot be charmed, and they will bite you..."
                 - Jeremiah 8:17

"That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane..."
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"Enough is enough, I've had it with these snakes."
                 - Samuel L. Jackson