I’ve seen those other two movies at my local BlockBuster–had a nice chuckle as I walked right past them. So sad to see the great Lance Henriksen sunk so low, to play Long John Silver in such a D-grade flick.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0811011/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0783492/

Odd–no listing for “SoaT” on IMDb yet…??

OMFG can we sue for copyright infringement?

that sucks… Snakes on a Plane is the greatest thing that will ever happen to the world… how can someone disrespect this movie like that!?

You can just stop the train and walk away. Problem solved.

OMG–I just read the link for “666: The Child”–the omnious pre-pubescent Anti-Christ is played by BOO BOO STEWART!! LOL–all hail BOO BOO!!! Fear the evil that IS BOO BOO!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

For my German Project, me and my friends made a 20 minute German Film called Snakes On A Train (because Trains are so popular in Germany, we thought we should make a version just for them). OUR FILM CHALLENGES THEIRS TO A FIGHT!

Can anyone post the quicktime trailer on Youtube or as a .wmv?

“Under a powerful Mayan curse, snakes are hatched inside a young woman, slowly devouring her from within. Her only chance for survival is a powerful shaman who lives across the border. With only hours to live, she jumps on a train headed for Los Angeles. Unfortunately for the passengers aboard, they are now trapped, soon to be victims of these flesh-eating vipers.”

There’s almost nothing right with this paragraph. Snakes inside a woman? I don’t think so, folks. And if she needs to get across the border, why not take a train to, oh…THE BORDER? There’s a train from San Diego, for example, to over the border in Mexico (I assume she’s going to Mexico). And while we’re on the subject…a Mayan curse? And “flesh-eating” vipers? All snakes are carnivores. All of them. And if a lethally venomous snake bit you (inside or out), you’d die, end of story. I mean this’d last all of a minute, this film.

I quoteth Family Guy: “No, no, nothing about this adds up at all…”

Snakes on a Plane had a REASONABLE, REALISTIC plot in which a man puts snakes on a plane despite the illegality of snakes in Hawaii and releases snake pheromones into the ventilation system to piss the snakes off so that when they get out, they’ll attack everyone in sight, and a large and badass man shall yell, “I’ve had it with these snakes!” and take them all out. That’s REALSITIC. Because damnit, you know Sam Jackson could do that in real life. He’s BADASS.

Yeah, I think I’ve made my point. Snakes on a PLANE. Not a damned TRAIN.

WHY?

It doesn’t even have Samuel L Jackson in it!

You’re all idiots!

Cooo cooo cajoob… Pidgeons on the mutha f-ing EL!

http://community.livejournal.com/chicago_el/264836.html

Well, truth be told SNAKES ON A TRAIN is a horror film, and not an action film…which is why our girl has snakes inside her. It’s a small point, but a point I’m willing to hang onto.

Anyway…I’m looking forward in seeing the PLANE version. Jackson is the baddest mutharf*ker in town — and I love a good action film.

Peace-
Latt
(producer, SNAKES ON A TRAIN)

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