Snakes on a Plane puts out more damn trailers than I can keep track of. I know David Ellis said they’d be doing five mini-trailers meant for TV release. First we had the teaser trailer, then they released the second one a week ago, I guess this is the third trailer:
Snakes on a Plane Third Trailer
Let me know if anyone has a better link for it than that strange flash site.
Is this 9-second clip from SoaP?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkcXc34Ph5A
HOLY CRAP!!! That was f**king awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, being the resident prude, I could do without the “Mile-High club” scene (how can THAT be comfortable–have you ever BEEN in an airplane bathroom?)–but other than that, it completely rocked my socks! C’mon, August!
Lesbians On A Plane??
You know, I try to think to myself, how else can they improve this movie. I thought I had thought of everything. Looks like I was wrong!!!
I’ll never grow tired of seeing grown men and women shrieking in horror over a few corn snakes. Truly. It is bliss.
Snakes on Lesbians on a Plane. I like where that’s going. So we’ve got a plane, a bunch of snakes, a beefcake villain, Samuel L. Jackson, a gay flight attendant, and lesbians in an airplane bathroom. Truly, this will be a great film.
Sorry to disappoint you, folks, but for the sake of accuracy, I went back and went through that part frame by frame–what we have here is a failure to communicate the gender of the other person, but one frame shows HIS face (and chest) quite clearly. No lesbians here–strictly hetero. Sorry.
Well, they’re still on a plane. With snakes. Really, anything else would just be gravy.
This trailer arrived at work yesterday just in time for us to attach it to play before Pirates of the Caribbean.
Excellent! The kid and I are gonna catch “PotC2″ on Saturday–that’s Movie Day at our place. Hope our theater plays it!!!
Even more terrifying than watching England in a penalty shoot-out!
Seems like this film isn’t going to be for the feint of heart…. Very Jumpy!
I’ll still be seeing it anyway! :D
Dear New Line…
Make it CHEESY!!! NOT SCARY!!!
Sincerely,
The fans
Anyone else catch that “This Film is Not Yet Rated” business?? WTF?? I thought they re-shot some scenes to get the R-rating?? It’s coming out next month, people, make up your minds!!!
Armitage112
The MPAA (the most evil organization on the planet) is the group that rates films. Studios target films for a certain rating, and they are almosty always right, but the MPAA still has to officially rate each picture before it can advertise its rating.
The MPAA and RIAA should be disbanded, though.
Well, then, the MPAA needs to put a fire under it! ;-)
The good news is, someone DID put this on YouTube. The bad news is, the quality isn’t much better–they must have gotten it from the same place. :-(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ResYAgHPMaU&search=snakes%20on%20a%20plane
hi-res: http://progressive.stream.aol.com/newline/gl/newline/Snakes/Snakes_Trlr_1A_700_dl.mov
lo-res:
http://progressive.stream.aol.com/newline/gl/newline/Snakes/Snakes_Trlr_1A_300_dl.mov
there are also two links to it for Windows Media Player at this link (under ‘trailer’):
http://www.comingsoon.net/films.php?id=7301
Finally saw “PotC2″–no “SoaP” trailer. My theater stinks. :-(
BTW–thanks to sleepingcrazy1 for the much-better links! :D
[...] Let’s sum things up. Lots of people are killed in a variety of ways, and likewise for the snakes. I’m particularly looking forward to when SLJ shoots a cobra with a spear gun. I’m not exactly sure how many people are killed in total, but I managed to keep track of all “onscreen” (read: explicitly described) non-reptilian deaths: [...]
Oh MY GOD!!!!!! Now THAT’S what i’m talkin about!!! what an AWESOME trailer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can’t WAIT!