I was just curious…NPR, of ALL people, seem to really have jumped on the Snakes on A Plane bandwagon…I think thats great!!!

Hey Brian I have a new quote for you for the mainpage:

“He’s a cold hearted snake
Look into his eyes
Uh huh
He’s been telling lies”
-Paula Abdul

check this…woman marries snake!…

http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/viewnews.php?id=71131

Is it just me, or since the advent of “SoaP”, have there been a LOT more “snakes in the news”??? Snakes on planes, snakes getting married, snakes in cars (see links below)–the snakes are taking over, I tell ya!!

http://www.silive.com/news/advance/index.ssf?/base/news/114951347189130.xml&coll=1

http://www.southernstandard.net/news.php?viewStory=32380

Holy crap! That was awesome!

That dude needs to be in the movie now. He needs to be the mysterious wise old guy who comes in after the halfway point. He could wear a dark cloke and stroke his chin, saying, “I know how to deal with snakes on a plane…I’ve faced them once before…You fools have no idea what you’re in for” - followed by a sinister laugh and a sepia-tone flashback sequence leading to a training montage with him and Samuel L. Jackson.

Hey Brian–if you DO get invited to the premiere (and at this point, you better!)–how about inviting Monty along? I’m sure he’d love it–and then hook him up with David R. Ellis for the sequel–tell him to add that scene “random dude” described–that was GREAT!

I KNEW IT! I go to read my local paper today, and them dang-blasted snakes are at it again! Now it’s “Snakes in a School”!!!

http://www.thnt.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060608/NEWS01/606080389&SearchID=73247074087058

OH OH OH!!!…ELLIS…DO THIS DO THIS FOR THE SEQUAL…

Snakes in a school - 2008

Have Sam Jackson play a janitor in a school (he quit after the stress of his previous job). There is a new cool young hero wannabe trying to kill the snakes in a school that has been locked by terrorists. But to suceed he must use wise jackson’s advise, he could train him on how to kill the snakes. There could be a small child also who is trained in the art of snake killing and he could be the main hero in the sequal to this sequal.

Here we go again! Hey Brian–ever think about a separate heading–”Snakes in the News”?? Here’s one from the UK–”Snakes in the HOoouse!” Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=17202087&method=full&siteid=66633&headline=kitchen-ssssink–name_page.html

Also from the UK–”Snakes on the Run”!

http://icnorthwales.icnetwork.co.uk/news/regionalnews/tm_objectid=17189535&method=full&siteid=50142&headline=child-s-plea-after-snake-slithers-away–name_page.html

Huh?? Those links don’t work here? Let’s try this:

“Snakes on the Run” http://tinyurl.com/o4gpp

“Snakes in the House” http://tinyurl.com/nheqe

Like this?

Nah, those are all about the movie–I was thinking of just your basic average everyday non-Hollywood snake sitings. Oh, well, it was a thought. :-)

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