Snakes on a Sequel!

The basic idea here seems simple: What can we put snakes on? You can keep it going as long as you can think of methods of transportation. You could even throw in something like a prison or other locked-down building. It’s a long list.

But how many actual plots can one come up with, that’s my question. Mutiple snake terrorists? Multiple Samuel L. Jacksons? What are the odds of him being on every one of those trips?

“Damn, I have REALLY had it with these snakes already!” :)

P.S. I’m still looking forward to a humorous Bruce Campbell version. I’d actually, literally, wet myself.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! More future snake cinema viewings!!!

Where the hell is “snakes on a submarine”? Thats what I want to know.

[...] Snakes on a Blog have received an email which shows the possibility that a sequel to Snake on a Plane is in the works. [...]

Come on Snakes in Space!

If there is a sequel, it might not even by snakes.

It could be (Animal)s on a (vehicle). Starring Sammy J of course.

I have my hopes on Rabbits On A Bus featuring Christopher Walken as the bus driver.

Good lord - please - not b u n n i e s. SURELY you can see that snakes are scarey, but rabbits are not. Oh wait…..that’s another topic…..

The image of snakes in zero G cracks me the hell up. Or snakes in little astronaut costumes. “Scotty!…I need…more power!” Too cute.

I think the snakes should make a movie called “Humans in a hibernaculum”

I’d pay to see that. Twice.

Starring Samel L. Jackssssson. “I’ve had it with these humans!”

The whole point is, Snakes have to be on some kind of moving transportation that people can’t just jump off of. You can jump off a train or a boat and live. But not a plane. That’s what makes it brilliant. That’s why Snakes in Space could work, or Snakes on a Sub even. I like Snakes in Space. That sounds awesome. It has to have Shatner in it, somehow!

Unless the boat was in shark-infested waters?

Wait, let’s combine two movies–Speed and Snakes on a Plane. The train (or it could be a bus) can’t go any slower than 50 mph or it’ll blow up. Meanwhile, it’s full of poisonous snakes. If you jumped off a 50+-mph train, I think that’d kill you. I certainly wouldn’t want to chance it. You have better odds by just arming yourself with a butter knife and defending in place, I’d think.

So train speeding out of control, deadly snakes, Samuel L. Jackson…it’s brilliant.

I think they already made Snakes on a Sub.

For the life of me, I can’t think why astronauts would bring cobras in space. Unless maybe we’d colonized the moon, and they were stocking the moon zoo?

Snakes in a Hot-Air Balloon? How long would that last?

Wait a second…I’ve got it, the train thing. The Chunnel, connecting England and France deep below the English Channel. You can’t just leave the train, I think.

Hmmm, I did a Whois search on a few of those domains and they’re all available. So either a) the emailer was kidding or b) it’s an excellent time to snatch up those domains and hold them hostage.

Isn’t domain squatting illegal?

Snakes on a Dirigible

I don’t want to be a wet blanket here, but…

am I the only one who thinks that any more than ONE movie is a poor idea? I dunno, it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I wanted this movie to be unique, not an excuse for Hollywood to push it down our throats. The only reason this film will do well is because people think it’s silly.

“We”, the fans, should decide this, not let Hollywood make the decisions for us!

Well, the sequel can never be as good or be celebrated in quite the same way. But heroes sometimes fight the same villains more than once in movies. Perhaps the terrorist in this one gets away, and he says (in a cackling, maniacal voice), “I’ll get you yet, Neville Flynn!” as he vanishes. Et voila–sequel.

&______oo~ - ssssssssea of tranquility… the viper has landed!

http://home.nycap.rr.com/frannylandde/kunstwerken/snakes_on_apollo_17.jpg

My wife thought of the best possible sequel: Wasps on a Submarine.

Ughhghhgh.

Dident somebody do a fan song snakes in space??

“Snakes in Space”

YES!

When is the porno version coming out, and what will it be called.

Snakes on Lorraine

I would so go see Snakes in Space.

“Houston, we have a problem.”

*hissssssss*

Snakes in Space has my vote. They’d be slithering in zero gravity. That would make for some intense action scenes.

“Snakes on Cocaine”…who wouldn’t want to see it? ;-)

I’ve been jokingly doing this with my friends; we ty to challenge ourself by using alliteration:
Bears on a Boat!
Zebras on a Zipwire!
Snails on a Spaceship!
Hippos on a Hang-glider!
The list is endless. OH and after seeing the drowned alive stunt, i have david’s next stunt all lined up:
SNAKES ON A BLAINE

Nah–”Snakes in Space” could work, but first we gotta do as Samuel L. says–

“Mo’ Mo’f*in’ Snakes on Mo’ Mo’f*in’ Planes”!!!!

What about ‘Snakes on Crack’?

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0905jackson-CP.html

Apparently SLJ is up for Snakes on Crack. Sounds good to me.

Believe it or not, Snakes on a Train is an actual movie, It was made BEFORE snakes on a plane..

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i think that snakes in space is highly impossible and that if they did a sequel it just doesn’t go along with the ending of the first one..and i think that they won’t even have a sequel anyways. but if they do it should be snakes on a plane again because its the only thing big enough that nobody can escape off of and thats what gives people a kick out of the movie because it is so funny!

Why anyone has thougt about a cross-over with Star Wars?

STAR WARS EP.VII: Snakes on a Muth***cking death Star

The script would start with the evil empire resurrecting Mace Windu to help them (betraying the light side) but he resurrect without the force and without his lightsaber skills, only one old fashioned -but really effective- laser pistol and his sweardwords to stop the way that the new republic is trying to destroy the newly created Death Star just because they’re tired of sending X-wings to do that job.

Did i mentioned that the Snakes could pierce the armor of the stormtroopers?