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Snakes on a Contest II: T-Shirt Photography
May 25th, 2006 at 8:49 pm

I enjoyed the first contest so much, I think it’s high time for a second. This one is going to be a photography contest. What I’m looking for is:

Pictures of you, wearing a Snakes on Plane shirt (or other piece of merchandise), in a funny or unusual situation.

I’m thinking of pictures of people bungie jumping, giving a presentation to a board-room full of men in suits, at the Grand Canyon, receiving oral surgery, teaching a classroom full of children… all while wearing a Snakes on a Plane shirt/hat/whatever. Be creative, I’m looking for ideas that leave me laughing, intrigued or confused. Quality of the picture matters, but not as much as content.

Email copies of your pictures to me at SnakesOnABLogContest@Gmail.Com (please don’t post submissions in the comments below). I’ll put the best submissions up for a vote and the winner will get:

The Prize:

Rules:

    • No more than five submissions per person (I will stop looking at them after five).
    • If possible, email me the actual photos, not links to the photos. Additionally, if possible please shrink photos to no larger than 800×600. If your email is going to be larger than 8mb, please break it into several emails.
    • With limited exceptions, no photoshopping. (You are permitted to crop, rotate, and do general color / tint / contrast adjustment. No changing the actual content of the photo.)
    • I will accept suggestions until Monday, June 5th at Midnight EST.
    • I will select the best suggestions and put them up for a vote.
    • The vote will last from Tuesday, June 6th through Saturday, June 10th at noon.
    • If you live outside the United States or Canada and you win, you may have to help me with the shipping costs. We’ll come up with arrangements at the conclusion of the contest.

I’m giving you a long time to submit photos so you can pick up a shirt, or other artifact, if you haven’t already done so. Here are all the shirts that I’ve posted on my site, here are all the shirts at CafePress, and here are our contest sponsors (Damnation-Inc., Goods for Giving, and ShelfLife), from whom you can pick up shirts and things:

SoaP Shirt Bracelet SoaP Shirt

Making your own shirt is fine, by the way.

So… is anybody actually going to send me a picture? I wonder.

UPDATE: My mother has asked me to ask you not to do anything illegal or dangerous in order to obtain these picture.  If you hurt yourself or somebody else, you’re on your own.



20 Comments »

I haven’t really posted any examples of this on the site yet, but here are the closest: one and two.

Comment by Snakes on a Blog — May 25, 2006 @ 8:54 pm

How about a contest to determine the best idea for the next contest?

Comment by Tim — May 26, 2006 @ 12:47 am

I open to suggestions, what do you have?

Comment by Snakes on a Blog — May 26, 2006 @ 9:03 am

Heck yah, The Jac is Bac

I am so winning this contest

Comment by BojacRedleif — May 26, 2006 @ 10:21 am

How about a photo of a rubber snake in the weirdest or coolest or most unexpected place?

Comment by Snakes in Europe — May 26, 2006 @ 12:10 pm

never mind all this talk of contests - who is the blonde chick in that first pic?????

Comment by Betty Swallocks — May 26, 2006 @ 1:02 pm

Welllll. Since making our own shirts is allowed (given the fact that I’m way too cheap to pay $20 for anything..) I will more than likely be in on this one. Well done, sir!

Comment by Robin Lynne — May 26, 2006 @ 3:21 pm

i’m surprised the contest rules don’t forbid nudity. are you encouraging nudity?

Comment by jon may — May 26, 2006 @ 6:19 pm

Of course I’m going to enter! Brian, I just sent you my first three.

Comment by Matt Barr — May 26, 2006 @ 7:43 pm

I suppose if the nudity were creative in some way… go right ahead.

Do you really think someone was going to go for nudity? I’m not sure it’s that sort of crowd.

Comment by Snakes on a Blog — May 27, 2006 @ 12:06 am

There are many snakes that should remain in trousers and not on planes.

Comment by Raoul — May 28, 2006 @ 6:40 pm

[...] Oh, and remember to enter my contest. [...]

Pingback by Snakes on a Blog » Snakes on a Teaser Trailer — May 30, 2006 @ 8:16 am

RE: “…all while wearing a Snakes on a Plane shirt/hat/whatever.”

I’m gonna hold you to the “whatever” part! The only reason I wanna enter the contest is I’m too cheap to BUY a shirt (if I don’t HAVE to, that is). I have some lovely assorted “SoaP” buttons I got on eBay, and NOW I have to think of a creative way to wear them so you can see them in the pic!

Comment by Armitage112 — May 30, 2006 @ 3:07 pm

My home-made SoaP shirt melted into itself :( I’ll have to make a new one, or heaven forbid, buy one + expedited shipping, haha. SAD. I need to hurry! Just thought I’d announce that. Although,
I could think of a few good places to stick some SoaP “whatever”, myself… hmm.

Comment by Robin Lynne — June 1, 2006 @ 5:01 pm

I NEED a teaser poster. I deffinitely need to enter.

Comment by irellivent — June 1, 2006 @ 9:32 pm

BIG UPS TO DAMNATION INC!!!

Sam “The Man” Jackson wore your shirt on the 2006 MTV Movie Awards. I know they haven’t even aired yet, but if you check gettyimages.com and search either his name or image number 71118446 you will see my man wearing YOUR SHIRT!

You lucky M*THERF*CKER!

Comment by Suzette "windulover" Wright — June 4, 2006 @ 9:30 am

[...] A vigilant reader pointed out that Samuel L. Jackson will appear in the soon to be aired 2006 MTV Movie Awards wearing what appears to be Damnation’s Snakes on a Plane “MoFo” edition shirt. Here’s a few images with an annoying Getty Images logo in the way… does anyone have access to cleaner images? [...]

Pingback by Snakes on a Blog » Snakes on Samuel L. Jackson on the MTV Movie Awards — June 4, 2006 @ 9:45 am

Nuts. I missed the deadline. I even broke down and ordered a shirt from Damnation Inc.–I was gonna wear it to work on “casual Friday”, but then I noticed it’s got the company logo on it–and I didn’t think THAT would go over well with the boss. ;-)

Comment by Armitage112 — June 7, 2006 @ 4:09 pm

[...] I had to run out of town for a few days so I get myself behind on this webpage. All updates you’ve seen recently were set up ahead of time and done automatically. Anyway, I’d like to extend the photography contest deadline by another week since (A #1) I obviously didn’t put up the voting and (B #2) I’d like to get more submissions. So, here are the new deadlines: [...]

Pingback by Snakes on a Blog » Snakes on a Contest II: Deadlines Extended — June 7, 2006 @ 7:32 pm

[...] Which photograph of a Snakesonaplaniac do you like the most? Picture 1 Picture 2 Picture 3 Picture 4View Results (click on a picture to see it full size) (as per the original and new rules, voting ends on Monday, June 19th at noon) [...]

Pingback by Snakes on a Blog » Snakes on a Contest II - Voting Stage — June 14, 2006 @ 8:11 am


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