Bah, on with the next contest!

Did you read the last paragraph? Do you have a shirt/hat/whatever? Time to start preparing.

Oh, and it wasn’t in the original post (I’ve since added it), but here’s a list of all the submissions. I really liked The Church of Samuel L. Jackson of Latter-Day Snakes, but it was a little bit too long and didn’t have a singular form.

>>but here’s a list of all the submissions.

I admit I don’t know what it means, but I do so like “Flitherlers”…

well thank god motherf*ckers didnt prevail!

I would have liked to see a different graphic on the shirt. I would have liked it to be plural - snakesonaplaniacs- with the final “s” a subtle snake with a long tail, kind of like the Yankees shirts that are written in script with that long “s” at the end - ‘ya know?

Thank you for voting for Soap Scum. :-)

*Dances*

I agree wtih Shelflife that it seems to make more sense to put the singular on the shirt/other stuff… you’re saying that you are one by wearing it.

For those of you who know my past career, you’ll remember something I worked on in New York with a vulgar name that similiarly had the singular on the t-shirt.

Well, OK, then the first “s” could serve as the snake.

IQPierce was kind enough to provide a picture so you can all know who beat you. I’ve included in the original post.

F I N E

Aww. You didn’t forget the period! *sheds a tear* That’s a whole-lotta submissions. Congrats to the weiner!

Whoo! Can’t wait for my psoter

I still think SOAP Necks would have won if it had been selected.

Someone needs to make a t-shirt that says “The Church of Samuel L. Jackson of Latter-Day Snakes”

Haha as a (the?) submitter of SoaP Scum, I feel as if SoaP Scum would have rode to an easy win if Motherfuckers had not been an option. Motherfuckers was stealing all my “edgy” votes. Or maybe I stole MF’s votes. Either way, I know how Al Gore felt after Nader ran for president.

Oh well, that’s democracy. On to the next contest.

By the way, nice picture of IQpierce on the toilet. haha

I was the other submitter of SoaP Scum. I wasn’t as obvious as you were, though. :-)

I totally voted for “SoaP Scum”, but I am exceedingly glad that “Snakesonaplaniacs” won over “M-Fers”–and I’m sure the folks who make the t-shirts are happy, too, because c’mon folks, who out there would REALLY wear an “M-Fer” shirt in real life?? Heck, I don’t even SAY it! ;-) Congrats to the winners! And now to buy a shirt so I can get into the next contest.

BTW–if someone can take “The Church of Samuel L. Jackson of Latter-Day Snakes” and make it look like the REAL church’s logo, I’d wear THAT in a minute! ;-)

Brian, you should make a new tab for contests in the right-hand nav bar

>>who out there would REALLY wear an “M-Fer” shirt in real life?

A surprising number of people, actually… ;)

Pepeeg, if you scroll down to the categories, there actually is a Contest Category which, if clicked on, will show you all the posts having to do with contests.

Those categories are actually pretty handy, I’d recommend their use.

Yes those categories are great, I have been using them for a while… I just thought maybe others couldn’t locate them

Mother

I figured you were — your subtle “switch” to SoaP Scum was a little too convenient.

WTF???

I submitted “Snakaplaniacs”. You even put in out your ‘all submissions’ list. Why the hell am I not included in the list of winners? This is bullshit, dude. I think making a distinction between “Snakesonaplaneiacs” and “Snakaplaniacs” is stupid.

My logo is way better than that piece of snake shit that you’ve put on tshirts anyways.

http://www.greenless.com/myspace/snakaplania.jpg

OMFG such vile bitterness!!! Do you mind?!?! His MOM reads these comments, watch the motherf*cking cursing!!!!!

Phillip, snaka whut? Kinda vampire crazy-fanglike. It reminds me of snacks more than snakes. Jus’ sayin’. Man, I could use a twinkie.

Phillip, a few things. First of all, I didn’t put anything on any shirt, ShelfLife did… so critiques about design can be direct towards her (although I’d recommend a less aggressive tone).

Second, I’m sorry about not selecting your name, there were a lot of good submissions, but this was something of a contest and lines had to be drawn. I accepted “Snakesonaplaniac” and “Snakes On A Planiac” as the same name, but anything else was its own submission. “Snakaplaniac” is, in my mind, a dramatically different submission from “Snakesonaplaniac” in literal letters used as well as in pronounciation and feel.

I’m sorry you were disappointed with the outcome of this contest… perhaps you’ll enjoy the next one more.

ATTN: RobinLynne–You’re showing your young age, aren’t you? ;-) Apparently, you are too young to remember the righteous wrestling craze of the 1980’s that WAS “HULKAMANIA” (as in, Hulk Hogan of the group-formrerly-known-as-the WWF).

http://www.jbswrestlingworld.com/hulkaddictedt1.jpg

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hulkamania

>> ShelfLife did… so critiques about design can be direct towards her

Thank you ever so much. ;)

Great looking shirt, BTW, but I only have 2 comments/suggestions/whiny complaints/whatever:

1. Can the logo be bigger?

2. Can I get a BLACK t-shirt? It would cool on black, IMHO.

my EYES, my EYES!!!!!

Not whiny at all. ;)

The logo can be larger (though I prefer it smaller) and it can be on black…

However, the CafePress for printing black t-shirts is still in “beta” and I’m concerned that the gradients (the snake’s color, and the blue) MAY not print well on black.

I’ll tweak the image for black (which requires the original colors to be lighter/brighter in order to print well) and make it larger later this evening and see where I can get with it… if I’m happy with it, I’ll put a link up here.

Armitage, it’s true! I was born in the 80s, so I don’t remember s’much about them… I rode on Andre the Giant’s shoulders once, though. My granpa and he were like THIS. Yeah!

waah - can’t we do one that just has the word snakesonaplaniac without the graphic? waaah

Okay, larger and on a black:
http://www.cafepress.com/shelflifeshop/1446871

>>waah - can’t we do one that just has the word snakesonaplaniac without the graphic? waaah

Well, that was such a lovely whine, I’m willing to give it a shot. ;) Do you want just plain text (black and white) or more of a decorative text ?

I am warning you, though… it’s one long-ass word and tends to look a bit odd…

Someone needs to do a photoshop of Jake THE SNAKE Roberts on a plane.

I would if I had time but I’m a TV star so I don;t….

Hooray! I like subtle. Black and white might be too much for me. Something script and subtle would be nice, but you’re the expert. I defer to your judgement. Yippee.

*sob* It’s so–beautiful!! *sob* I’m deeply moved–I don’t know what to say except, “Where’s my wallet?” ;-)

Seriously, I dunno about anyone else, but I think it looks better on ALL the shirt in a larger logo, and the BLACK one is completely HOT! Thanks ShelfLife!

I thought the black one came out nicely, too.

I want a shirt that says “The Church of Samuel L. Jackson of Latter-Day Snakes”. Make it happen.

CubanSmuggler: Here you go.

You’re quite welcome, Armitage. ;)

And, at Mother’s request, the Just Text shirt:
http://www.cafepress.com/shelflifeshop/1450574

Oh I am SO there! Thanks!!!

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