A frequent contact, who also wrote the song Snakes on a Plane under the band name Asp (he’s in the Tagworld Contest if you want to vote for him), sent me this email:
I thought you might like this photo of my class. I have the story of SOAP edited to a great children’s story and my students want to hear it everyday. They are also avid fans of my song. In this photo they are singing it whilst holding up their SOAP coloring pages. Feel free to post the photo if you want.
And here’s the GREAT photo:
Seriously, click on that picture.

See? That’s the kind of example as to why we can’t have “Motherfuckers” as the name for our fans.