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Snakes on an Ezekiel 25:17

April 29th, 2006 at 8:50 pm

Esnakeiel 25:17

The path of the righteous plane is beset on all sides by the iniquities of these snakes and the tyranny of those evil motherfuckers. Blessed is the plane, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the snakes through the friendly skies, for this plane is truly the snakes keeper and the finder of lost as shit motherfuckers. And I will strike down upon thee with lots of venom and motherfucking anger those who would attempt to crash my plane and destroy my snakes. And you will know my name is Samuel L. Motherfuckin’ Jackson when I lay my taser upon thee.

Thanks Matt.

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A motherf*ckin’ MEN.

Comment by Robin Lynne — April 30, 2006 @ 11:12 pm

Try talking to ELIZA about it…

>> Hello.
How do you do. Please state your problem.
>> There are snakes on the plane.
Did you think they might not be snakes on the plane ?
>> There are muthafucking snakes on the muthafucking plane!
Would you like it if they were not muthafucking snakes on the muthafucking plane ?
>> Yes!
You seem to be quite positive.
>> I’m not. I’m fighting snakes on the plane!
Is it because you are not that you came to me ?
>> I AM! Damn you Eliza!
How long have you been ?
>> Fighting snakes? About 93 minutes!
I’m not sure I understand you fully.
>> Look! An anaconda!
Please go on.
>> It’s attacking the stewardness! SOAP!
What does that suggest to you ?
>> That there are snakes on the plane!
What if they were not snakes on the plane ?
>> We wouldn’t have a cool movie.

Comment by Paul Wartenberg — May 3, 2006 @ 1:14 pm

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