“Look man, on the back of it’s head it says, “In case of snakes on a plane call this number”, so that’s the number I called and now I’m talking to you. Now tell me how to get these MFing snakes off my MFing plane!”

I seriously just uttered “That IS sexy.” I was reading that article in Time, while I’s in the checkout lane… buying a single tomato.

Damn this movie is gonna rock out all ass!!!

You know damn well he’s saying some sarcastic f’ing line during that scene

Imaginary dialog

Tower: “Are you sure you have snakes on the plane?”
Sam (looking at snake)…yep, pretty f**king sure…

You could make so many comments about this picture, but really, it says it all.