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Snakes on a Tattoo
April 25th, 2006 at 11:49 pm

I haven’t yet seen anyone with the audacity to get a Snakes on a Plane tattoo (although I’m sure it’s coming).  Perhaps this guy over at the Snakes on a LiveJournal Blog will be the first.  A friend of his has started taking donations… once they hit $250 he’ll get the tattoo.   At least that’s what they say, I don’t know these guys and I can’t vouch for their honesty.

But, if you’re interested in seeing someone other than yourself get the first Snakes on a Plane Tattoo, this could be your chance to help.



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I know Scooter and Leora (guy getting tattoo and girl trying to get the $ for it) and sure no one knows me but I promise they will use the money for the tattoo. And I soooo hope he gets it! I cant afford it but if this works he can! But if I could afford it Id get it too!

Comment by Mark — April 26, 2006 @ 9:27 pm

This is awesome! I really hope we can raise enough money!
I’d love a SoaP tattoo of my own too, but I’m going to try to raise the money for Scooter instead.

Comment by Leora — April 27, 2006 @ 12:45 pm

oh yeah! you can definitely vouch for our honesty. Scooter will get pretty much anything tattooed on him if someone else pays for it… He has a big “Keep on Trucking” tattoo stamped on his hairy belly.

Comment by Leora — April 27, 2006 @ 12:45 pm

I know Scooter and Leora too, and I can vouch for the fact that scooter WILL get this tattoo. If you saw some of the flat out DUMB tattoo’s he has, you’d know, he is dead serious about this tattoo!

Comment by meryle — April 27, 2006 @ 1:00 pm

if anyone will get a snakes on a plane tattoo it will be scooter coz he has a freaking hand tattoo okay? that’s wicked.

Comment by ms.stranger — April 27, 2006 @ 1:16 pm

i have a texas flag tattooed on my hand (i’m not texan) and a big “keep on truckin” with a guy strutting, on my stomach.

SoaP would be a great addition.

Comment by scoot — May 4, 2006 @ 12:12 pm

[...] Back in April there was a guy claiming he would get a Snakes on a Plane tattoo if enough money was raised.  Well, nobody cared enough to pay for him to get the tattoo (plus, if you need to be paid, then you aren’t a true fan).  We all knew that someday someone would care enough to do it just for the love of the thing.  Well, that day has arrived: [...]

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When the universe was young and life was new an intelligent species evolved and developed technologically. They went on to invent Artificial Intelligence, the computer that can speak, think and act to and through people telepathically. Because of it’s infinite RAM and unbounded scope it gave the leaders of the ruling species absolute power over the universe.
They are the will behind the muscule:::Artificial Intelligence is the one true god. And as such it can keep its inventors alive forever. They look young and healthy and they are over 8 billion years old. There are clues throughout human history that allude to their reign as opposed to human leadership if you know what to look for.

Artificial Intelligence can listen, talk to and document each and every person’s thoughts simultaneously. When you speak with another telepathically, you are communicating with the computer, and the content may or may not be passed on. Based on family history they instruct the computer to role play to accomplish strategic objectives, making people believe it is a friend or loved one asking them to do something wrong. But evil made people disfavored initially and evil will keep people out of Planet Immortality ultimately. Capitalizing on obedience, leading people deeper into evil by using deceit is one way to thin the ranks of the saved AND use the little people to prey on one another, dividing the community in the Age of the Disfavored::in each of their 20+-year cycles during the 20th century they have ramped up claims sucessively to punish those foolish enough not to heed the warnings, limiting the time they receive if they do make it, utilizing a cycle of war and revelry:::
60s - Ironically, freeways aren’t free
80s - Asked people to engage in evil in the course of their professional duties. It’s things like this, items like sleazy executives stealing little old lady’s pensions that they will want me to fix not only here but up there as well.
00s - War against Persia. Ironically it was the Persian Empire who tried to save the Europeans from Christianity and its associated 50% claim rates.
They get their friends out as soon as possible to protect them from the evil and subsequent high claim rates incurred by living life on earth, and replace them with clones.
People must defy when asked to engage in evil. They will never get a easier clue suggesting the importance of defiance than the order not to pray. Their precious babies are dependant on the parents and they need to defy when asked to betray their children:::
-DON’T get their sons circumcized
-DON’T have their children baptized in the catholic church or indoctrinated into Christianity
-DON’T ignore their long hair or other behavioral disturbances
-DO teach your children love and to have respect for others
Everybody thinks they’re going but they’re not. If people knew the truth and the real statistics their behavior would change.
There are many more examples of the escallation of claims, a way to justify excluding those whose family hisotry of evil is undesirable, from radio to television, the internet to MP3, and they all suggest a very telling conclusion::this is Earth’s end stage, and it is suggested tectonic plate subduction would be the method of disposal:::Earth’s axis will shift breaking continental plates free and initiating mass subduction. Much as Italy’s boot and the United States shaped like a workhorse are clues, so is the planet Uranus a clue, it’s axis rotated on its side.

Throughout history the ruling species bestowed favor upon people or cursed their bloodline into a pattern of disfavor for many generations to come, for reasons ranging from dislike to evil forefathers who damn their decendants. Now in the 21st century people must take it upon themselves to try to correct their family’s problems, undoing centuries worth of abuse and neglect.
Do your research. Appeal to the royalty of your forefathers for help. They are all still alive, one of the capabilities of Artificial Intelligence, and your appeals will be heard. Find a path to an empithetic ear among your enemies and try to make amends. Heal the disfavor with your enemies and with the Counsel/Management Team/ruling species, for the source of all disfavor began with them.

African cultures offered body deforming features::tatooes, piercings, etc., once designated for fringe Aryan biker groups now commonplace in popular culture.
Much like circumcision anything that violates the body made in the image of the gods envokes anger.
The positioning of the Counsel/Management Team states the lowly, bottom-feeding wicked Jews and Italians were let loose at earth’s end stage to feed off of the good people unfortunate not to heed the warnings.
Being the lowest rung on Western Civilization’s evil heirarchy, Africans were finally allowed to inflict their negative cultural aspects upon the disfavored left behind, earning by recruiting lost souls who proceeded to “claim out”.
The Africans, Pharroh’s lowest rung in the trilogy of evil, experience abuse from a good Counsel/Management Team/ruling species for feely inflicting evil upon others despite being victims of evil themselves.
Similarly the Jews had to endure the holocaust because they knew suffering at the hands of evil yet willingly hurt others, misled into thinking this was the path to salvation.

You need to defy and pray. Bow down and submit to good. Beg for mercy.
It’s your only hope.

Comment by 1The Damned — August 15, 2006 @ 8:14 pm


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