We’re All Mad Here - Mr. Mahfradenot brings us this little piece of Snakes on a Plane / Bible crossover fan fiction:

[INTERIOR SHOT: Dark wooden cabin, lit by flickering oil lamps. A man and his two sons stand in the middle, with random animals milling about behind them.]

MAN: All right, everything went off without a hitch. We got at least two of all the animals on here, right?

SON 1: Absolutely! I got all of the mammals rounded up…

SON 2: …and I took care of the reptiles!

MAN: (looking shocked) Reptiles? You tellin’ me there are snakes on this ark?

[FADE OUT as rattling and hissing begins to be heard in the background.]

ANNOUNCER: Samuel L. Jackson IS Noah IN Snakes on an Ark! With Ben Stein as the voice of God.

GOD: Noah? Noah?

[Cut to OUTSIDE, on the top deck of the Ark. In the driving rain, Noah is shaking SON 2 by the shoulders. The Ark is tossed as lightning flashes in the background.]

NOAH: What part of forty days and forty nights did you not understand? When God said “every living thing,” he didn’t mean the SNAKES! (Thunder crashes) Remember the Garden of Eden? Remember what happened there?!

[Lightning flashes and the screen goes black. CUT TO "Snakes on an Ark" logo. Announcer blathers some stuff about ratings and whatnot. The money rolls in.]

Man, we need more Bible stories like this.