McSweeney’s is a webpage for people with a level of intelligence higher than my own. If you’re smarter than me, you probably already read it religiously. It can be quite the wit (I’m partial to Pirate Riddles for Sophisticates, but that’s a topic for another blog). Anyway, today they have a post up entitled Possible Surprise Endings to Snakes on a Plane. Here’s a taste:

Scenario Two
After single-handedly killing all snakes on board and landing the plane, Jackson steps onto the tarmac and removes his trench coat only to reveal that he is, in fact, made entirely out of snakes.

Check out the rest, it’s a pretty good read.