I’ve come across two different, independant Snakes on a Plane fan fiction sites today.  Who knew?

The first is Snakes in a Fic, a newly formed LiveJournal community dedicated to Snakes on a Plane fan fiction. But, not just fiction about Snakes on a Plane, but fan fiction about Snakes on a Plane AND another TV show or movie. Currently there’s two submissions: Snakes and the City (Sex and the City) and Snakes on Serenity (Firefly).

Here’s a quick excertp from Snakes on Serenity:

Simon let go of his sister’s arm and swallowed hard. He didn’t like snakes, even the mention of them made him feel nervous.

“There..there ain - aren’t any snakes on Serenity, River. We’re far far away from any possible snakes.”

“Jayne.”

“Well, yes, he’s a kind of a snake, but the human kind and I’ll make sure that he never hurts my beautiful little sister,”

The other one is, unfortunately, Snakes ON a Fic.  Not really much difference in the names there.  Again it’s a LiveJournal community dedicated to Snakes on a Plane fan fiction, but this one is centered on stories that happen on the actual plane.  For example, the short story dealing with the last minutes of the life of the cat in the trailer entitled Fluffkins’ No Good, Horrible, Very Rotten [Last] Day:

When I saw the creature, I was to the point of desperation where anyone would have sufficed. Anyone. And that was my downfall. My fatal weakness. I thought I could trust him. His voice was so smooth. So calming. So tender, even. He offered me a way out, said he knew a way to leave my confinement and be free once again! Freedom! The word was like catnip to my senses, like buttery cream to my tongue. Oh, how I craved freedom from my cage. He told me that he would show me the way out, but that first I had to let him in.  Oh, that forked tongue, how it lied!

Wow.

All previous Fan Sites.