How come all of your pictures are taken in the same pose in the same place? Maybe you should move five feet to the left.

There’s a desk five feet to the left.

The real answer is that it’s the most convenient place for the camera to be set up. My room isn’t particularly large, and it limits the number of angles available to me.

That being said, do you find the pictures boring because of the static decor? I guess I could shuffle some stuff around to provide more exciting, dynamic pictures.

Do you have any specific requests?

Someone needs to come up with an official hand-sign for Snakes on a Plane and.. then you should pose, making said hand-sign, so we know… you know. Yeahhh boy. I’ll stop leaving pointless comments eventually.