As music composer and singer of “Best Fan Song” I urge Mr. Ellis to give the snakes on a blog owner the royal treatment.

Cheers,
-dave

Yea get him over there!

Let him go so much funnery and work deserves rewards.

Let thi smutha fucka see snakes on a plane!

He deserves it…fly him out there!

Geez, man, he’s set up his own blog for the darn film. Show him the snakes!

Ok, get this: during the premiere, you should release snakes into the theatre. Get it? Audience participation. Ideas like that, going the extra mile, will get you to that premiere. We’re all behind you for Snakes on a Theatre.

have you guys checked out the zdnet scribble scabbile?
hells yeah, the mother fuckin zdnet crew loves mother fuckin snakes.

hells yeah.

I was reading about this movie online, and I have a terrible, terrible Ophidiophobia (so bad that I’m terrified of earthworms) so I probably won’t see this movie, but I’m definitely curious about it now that I’ve seen the media!

Hope you get to go to the premiere. And if you do, you better take some pictures! :)

Instead of rewriting 16 pages of a short story I have due for class three days ago, I’m asking you, New Line Cinema, to give this man an invitiation to the screen test of Snakes on a F*cking Plane. He deserves it.

Please let him go to the snake on a plane screen test
For Snakes Sakes!

Spend some of that LOTR cash and send the dude in a private jet to the premiere. The catch will be that there will be snakes on a plane.

This man’s enthusiasm has inspired me not only to see the movie, but to get all my friends to join me for the midnight show. The movie’s logo is my MSN pic, and it will be for at least a few days. Snakes on a Blog is the home base of the SoaP Revolution, and you owe the creator a share of the profits. A ticket to the premiere is the least you can do.

SNAKES ON A PLANE BITCH!

This may seem like a dumb question but do you guys have a list of all the extras in this movie? Esspesially those in the new five scenes being filmed.

It might seem odd but I would HEAVILY appreciate it….

If you could contact some one involved in this movie could you ask them (this might seem weird) if one of the extras they hired had work done on an xbox 360 in there resume and other thigns like working at bungie studios.

-thanks if you could email me it at pyroghostvirus@hotmail.com that would be great.

Chuck Norris doesn’t let some dumbass Hollywood guy get in the way of him and Snakes On a Plane!

Mr. Blog Man deserves the whole sha-bang. =)

I agree, after all the hard work that this man has devoted to this both fantastic and terrible movie, he deserves to not only see it, but see it in style. With all the hype and publicity that this website has created, and the revenue it will bring to you, I feel it is the least you can do to send him to the Hollywood Premiere.

When it comes right down to it, you have to ask yourself one question. What would Sam Jackson do? I know what he’d do, he’d get the snakes off the plane, and the webmaster on it!

Even though i think this movie sounds like its going to be horrible, especially since they are filming additional scenes only to jack up the rating instead of actual plot developments. But hell, this website is THE reason they are filming those scenes. They owe you more than just a premiere ticket, i’ll be happy to sign. You should try to get in contact with the studio and try to get a marketing job or something, i mean maybe this could be a career cause you have already done wonders for this film, which is pretty amazing considering they havent even finished making it yet. just a thought

One question - if you are invited to the premeire, and they fly you over, will you bring snakes on the plane?

Yes. Yes I will.

Snakes on a Brian.

Yeah sure, whatever.

Kekekekekeke RAINYS…. ON A PETITION! :0

Indeed.

The officers of the Dire Beef Guild on the World of Warcraft Dark Iron Server unanimously agree that this fine chap should go to the premiere.

Had it been called “Bulls on a Plane” or “Cows on a Plane” we also would have flown out, to provide moral support from the sidewalk.

Moo.

First Cow Ashai of Dire Beef

Snake out!

If this cat doesn’t get an invite, I’ll refuse to attend. Then you’ll all be fucked. Cause I’m awesome.

Hook a brotha’ up.

[...] Oh, and for all the new visitors coming after watching Keith Olbermann’s Countdown, check out all the fan produced videos, songs, clothing, icons, comic strips, foreign translations and graphics that this site has to offer. Also, sign the petition to help me achieve my quest of attending the Hollywood Premiere of Snakes on a Plane. [...]

As a GULC student, let me say I have never been as proud of our fine institution as I was when I saw that the proprieter of this blog was a fellow student. Hoya Saxa (onaplane)!

You couldn’t get better publicity if you paid for it…and since he isn’t asking for money, just cough up the tickets!

As someone who was DEEPLY TRAUMATIZED as a child by having seen the rilly rilly bad movie called SSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssnake (er, something like that) in the mid-70’s, I absolutely vote for all people of the world to be traumatized by Samuel L. Jackson and this movie SNAKES ON A PLANE!!! PLEASE SEND THE OWNER OF SNAKESONABLOG TO HOLLYWOOD FOR THE PREMIER BECAUSE HE’S MANAGED TO GET THE MOST AMAZING FREE PUBLICITY FOR THE MOVIE. He rocks!!! LMAO!! over and over again!!

btw, my dad said that snakes taste like chicken. I think you should work chickens into the movie, too. As in, “The inflight snack for you this evening is SNAKE SOUP - don’t worry, it tastes like chicken!”

GOD’S WILL COMMANDS THAT THE KNOWNST ASTH SNAKE BLOGGER SHALT JOURNEY TO THY PREMIERE OFTH SNAKES ONNETH A PLANE CONTRAPTION. I BID YOU FAREWELLTH.

Come on guys. He got the website. He got the petition. He can turn this into the next Star Wars!

Hes doing a very good deed here. If y’all dont let him in, ill find a way to

I think he deserves a chance it was on the local news station

Bring him in!

This guy has done more to promote this film than any high-priced Hollywood marketing firm and the studio doesn’t pay a dime! Buy the man a first class ticket to Hollywood…on a plane with NO SNAKES! Give him a front row seat! Have Samuel Jackson shake his hand!

BUT…don’t invite St. Patrick. St. Patrick = no snakes = no movie.

If you guys don’t let this fine young man go to the premiere of this badass movie, I am going to pay Chuck Norris a million dollars to kick you in the face.

[...] My Quest Sign the Petitition [...]

Without this guy this movie would be out of theaters in a week. Instead it will make millions.

How can they not let you come, thats the question.

RAMONE, LET THIS GUY GO TO THE SOAP PREMIERE!

look,
the movie snakes on a plane has been the subject of numerous news pieces over the past weeks. I havent seen an editorial on ’snakes on a plane’ that does not include this website and its contribtions to the film. This guy has provided the movie with lots of publicity, if you do not pay him the least you can do is let him come to the premiere.

I say he gets to go.

this man needs to be at the preimer, to represent all of us who love this movie. also make sure he gets press interviews

Have a limo pick him up while you’re at it! Don’t stop there! From the limo, to a sweet private jet! And attach a supermodel to his arm too when he arrives! Last but not least… let ‘em direct the sequel guys! “Snakes on a Plane 2: Enter King Cobra”

I have talked extensively with all of the snakes that were on said plane… They are all in agreement that the producers of the movie should send the “Slithermaster” of this website, to the opening of the movie, give him the red carpet that he has [already] given your movie… Without him they would now be looking for extra parts on Fear Factor… Now he’s made certain that every one is an upcoming star… And for those of you that speak snake, they actually said “hiis….hissss…hiiisss…his..website….hiiiiss hisss red carpet…hiss” Hope that clarifies…. and that he gets to go..He deserves it!

I have now introduced Port Charlotte, FL to “Snakes on a Plane.” There are a lot of Rocky Horror, Night of the Living Dead, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (not to mention Them, Crawling Eye, The Thing) generational people in town, and I’m sure at least two or three will call Dial-A-Ride to go to the theatre in August. This Snakesonablog guy should be rewarded for making us laugh. Give him the royal treatment. Send him to the premier.

You should definitely let him attend the premiere after giving the movie as much hype as he created.

I love this movie OMG free the animals

I hearby declare, that for creating such an incredible media hype for the obviously ridiculous movie “Snakes on a plane” The creator of this website should get a free trip.

I mean camon, like SNAKES ON A PLANE…

“I’m tired of these motherfuckin snakes on this mothefuckin plane.” God Bless this movie, and God Bless Snakes on a Blog.

Great job! I read the article three days ago here in JAPAN!!! I was impressed that I decided to come and sign the petition.. HE DESERVES THIS MORE THAN ANYTHING SO GET HIM THERE!

According to Newsweek’s Periscope report this week, Brian has been invited to the premiere. Director David Ellis said: “Absolutely. We’re gonna fly him out here.” Or maybe he should drive, Newsweek joked…..

Brian, great PR work and more power to you. Forget law school. Become a Hollywood PR maven! Marketing is your real profession! Always was….. SMILE

/signed

SOAP is a revolution in meme-ism. This paying attention to geeks on the internet thing could take off. That would be… entertaining, to say the least.

WHY NOT? WE NEED SOMETHING TO WHET OUR APPETITES FOR THIS SAMUEL L. FLICK. WENT THOURGH THE SAME THING WITH V FOR VENDETTA. SO, WHY NOT SNAKES, CATCHY TITLE!!!

why do you think you deserve to go. no one asked you to do this

NOTICE: The above poster is a complete jack-ass.

Let him go!

Oh come on what is one ticket to the production company when the premire is all free anyway…

Ah, come on….let the guy in to see the movie…..

Not only he should be invited to the premiere in LA. He should be invited to tour the world and be in every opening… if he wants.
Chances are the minute the film ends he wont be able to watch it a second time because, lets be frank, we know enough about the plot already without even seeing it… after seeing it we wont know more and we wont watch twice unless it is a private screening with all the guys who have written in this blog accompanied by Samuel L. Jackson himself and Jon Stewart.

What’s wrong with people in this country? Thinking they’re so high and mighty, keeping this guy out of this movie premiere. Let him in because I said so.

go on what can possibly go wrong?

signed

Enough is enough, I’m tired of this guy, lol, give him the invite or else. Or else what, you’ll be seeing snakes on a plane.

I wont this motherfeckin’ webmaster at that motherfeckin’ premiere!

I want this motherfeckin’ webmaster at that motherfeckin’ premiere!

if it werent for this man would snakes on the plane be the epic movie it is destined to be? snakes? plane? crazy? without this man at the premiere i think crazy sums up the situation. crazies.

HEY NEW LINE…pay the man what he’s earnt. btw king kong was shite.

Send this mutha fucka to Hollywood for some Snakes on a Plane!

I say “let him go”

sneaky snakes go dancin
a wiggling and a gigglling
Oh I don’t like ole sneaky snake
cause he steals all my root beer

YES HE DESERVES TO GO, AND I HOPE THEY ROT IN HELL!

If this guy doesn’t get to go to the premiere my faith in humanity will be significantly shaken.

If you are a smart PR, marketing, and everything that includes those subjects, person you would make the premier 50% about him

I am someone who used to care about the snakes in Washington, but now I just care about snakes on the plane thanks to this man.

He deserves a ticket, all the Goobers he can eat, and a refreshment.

he definitely needs to go, and i think Samuel Jackson should give him a complimentary F word.

This guy needs to go. Really. I’d go myself but since that’s not possible he shall go in my stead.

Frankly, he should be given a cameo.

Thanks to this blog, movie, website and all the surrounding hoopla regarding this film I have to write a 4-5 page essay for my “Media Industries” class. I go to the University of the Arts and I major in communications and I have to say that if they DONT invite you to the premier, they’re idiots.
It’s going to be impossible to see this movie when it opens now. It will be like “Star Wars: Episode 1,” “Lord of the Rings: Two Towers,” and any other huge movie that requires sleeping outside of the theater for tickets.

New Line should be kissing your ass and giving you a dollar for every hit this blog gets! They’re getting out CHEAP if all you want is an invite to the premier…but if you have to travel, take a bus…

You should let this guy go to the premiere and walk down the red carpet with Harry Winston bling in the form of snake necklaces, watches, earrings, etc.

Send the fucking blogger to the muthafucking premiere already!

do it! he has to be there - this is some of the best work day entertainment you can find - and he’s elevated this movie to almost instant cult status! He should be there!

Automatic bid here guys

HOPE STEVE IRWIN, JEFF CORWIN AND THE REST OF THE ANIMAL PLANET GANG DIDN’T BOOK THIS FLIGHT. THE MOVIE WOULD END 2 SOON.

He must attend

Not only should he attend, but also be offered either 1) a portion of the profits (highly unlikely) or, 2) a lucritive marketing/promotions gig with the production company (not so likely), or 3) a round of golf with Samuel L. Jackson AND a signed SoaP poster (this might be possible). OR ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they owe ya … big time!

I also think Samuel L. Jackson’s character should be renamed “JAKE MONGOOSE, SNAKE INSPECTOR”.

I was a SOAP virign until just a few moments ago. Now as I smoke my cigarette, I wonder why I waited so long. It felt good-really good. Do you still respect me? Will you be here in the morning? Do we have a future together? Sorry, don’t mean to be pushy I guess I’m just a little giddy after the experience.

With or without me, my wish is for YOU to be at the premiere. If the snake gods deem it to be, we will be there together-if not, we’ll will always have this afternoon as our special memory. Thank you for being so gentle.

I was a SOAP virign until just a few moments ago. Now as I smoke my cigarette, I wonder why I waited so long. It felt good-really good. Do you still respect me? Will you be here in the morning? Do we have a future together? Sorry, don’t mean to be pushy I guess I’m just a little giddy after the experience.

With or without me, my wish is for YOU to be at the premiere. If the snake gods deem it to be, we will be there together-if not, we will always have this afternoon as our special memory. Thank you for being so gentle.

how quixotic, good luck to you.

im writing a paper on you, isn’t that exciting? to quote my media studies teacher on approving a topic, “that sounds excellent!”

ya i loves my snakes on a plane ..sounds like a hot movie

I wouldn’t have heard about snakes on a plane if it wasn’t for this blog…The creator of this blog should be in the movie himself!…. If you guys really made this movie for the average fan, you would do something for this guy.

When snakes were loose in cyberspace…
“LET THAT BLOGGER GOOOOO!”
have a great time, dude! you’re totally in.

The film was mentioned in time magazine last week and it mentioned the internet reaction, it would be non existant without the web, you’d be surprised how many people still havent heard about the film!

Seriously. Just give him an invitation. (Please.)

Just give the m*fkr his m*fkg pass to the premiere.

Put the motherfuckr on the first motherfucking plane to motherfucking Hollywood. And make motherfucking sure there are no motherfucking snakes are on his motherfucking flight.

A cameo is a great idea, but an invite to the premiere is richly deserved.

I was a “snakes” virgin, until this website, and wouldn’t have any desire to see this film if I had not come across this website..as well as some very interesting people. SnakesonaBlog is what will win this movie it’s soon to be lifelong fans. It is probably going to make some movie people very rich. This webmaster is genius. SUBMIT TO HIM!

hahahahaha, horrible movie, horrible “blog”, the petition is pretty funny though… asking to see the piece of garbage for free because “The owner webmaster of the site http://www.snakesonablog.com, without asking for any financial contributions and of his own free will, has turned the film ‘Snakes on a Plane’ not just an Internet meme, but indeed into a worldwide cultural awakening” by having 30 something comments per post? the guest lists for star wars would be what? 7, 8 million in the us alone?
Cultural awakening? my toilet created more cultural awakening than this…

Ah, but then we must inquire as to what Mr. “hahaha” does with his life, yes?

The man behind the blog under the snakes receves my full support, because he provides the people with what they want: More slithery goodness.

Fin

PS. SNAKES ON A SUBMIT BUTTON?! OH NOES!

This is a no-brainer… THIS MAN HAS DONE MORE TO ADVERTISE YOUR FILM THAN I THINK YOU HAVE!

He should be invited!

LET TEH MAN GO!

the greatest movie ever made, please let this guy in

I’m a big fan of Dave and Sam, but I figured Snakes on a Plane was just some gay film until I saw all the fan base. I’m badly watning to see it now! Let this dude in.

let him go!

let the man see the muthf-kin snakes!

It’s called Snakes on a Blog….give the man credit for being the first to tag that name. I was afraid the SoaP phenomenon was peaking too early, but this site is one of the reasons I’ve been able to keep my excitement level high. Invite him to the premiere and give him the VIP treatment. He will be an able representative for the legion of SoaP fans.

This guy is the reason so many of us know about this movie. Invite him over and pay for his transportation, accomidations, food, luggage, a prostitute and dont forget to give him a snake or two for the flight home.

Of course he deserves to go to the Premiere, all this and the Tube Snake Boogie too!
Send him dammit!!

yes you totally need to get to the premiere. you deserve it.

Great idea, you should by all means be invited to the premier, you have obviously put a lot of work into your blog, and i enjoyed browing around the blog looking at comics, etc, all to do with “Snakes on a plane” great work

snakes on a blog owner on a plane to California premiere … all expenses paid

Send the motherfuckin’ blogger to the motherfuckin’ premiere!!!
(Please?)

I urge New Line Cinema to send this man to the premiere. He is an ambassador for the fans of snakes on a motherfuckin’ plane.

since we all know the upcoming hit movie SNAKES ON A PLANE!!! is up for at least 12 acadamy awards, i think we need to elect me, Sam jackson, to be the us embassador to canada.

since we all know the upcoming hit movie SNAKES ON A PLANE!!! is up for at least 12 acadamy awards, i think we need to elect me, Sam jackson, to be the us embassador to canada.
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thisssssss mutha fucka needssssss to ssssssssee ssssssssam jacksssssson kick my sssssssslithery assssssssss in ssssssssscene 15. it’ssssss a tour d’force.
i’m begging new line to let him sssssssee this life changing film.
-sssssnake 12

hands down, no questions asked….this man MUST see Snakes On A Plane! fly him, wine him, dine him…he has been the driving force behind the spectacular that is “Snakes On A Plane”.

let the dude in

ITS TO DAMN WIRED!!!!

he got dateline motha fuckas fly him up and let him see it.

He is a businessman, so he probably wouldn’t care anyway about your movie. He might get embarressed at best. He will probably correct the company’s “internal mistakes” and go on about his business. My guess is that he will work on improving his company’s image for customer service. The business world is a cold, uncaring world.

Why would you deserve a ticket? The Daily Show deserves more recognition for getting Snakes on a Plane into the mainstream. Hell, even Aint it Cool News deserves it more. The only reason I found this site is because you made fun of some working-class guy that accidentally fell asleep. Bravo! What’s next? Are you gonna send in a video of the plumber’s ass crack? You’re a retard.

There are snakes on a plane factions working all over america as we speak… he can be in the leader, for now, but the movement will grow to be too encompassing in its overall power

Does anybody else besides me hear Oscar buzz? Let him in!

I agree! Hear Hear!

I do recommend the train, however. For obvious reasons.

There is clearly a large amount fo work and publicity put into this site.

He deserves it.

Do NOT let this mothafucker anywhere NEAR the mothafuckin premiere of my mothafuckin movie! This mothafuckin blog ain’t no mothafuckin reason to let this mothafucka come to the premiere of shit! I don’t care if his ass EVER sees mothafuckin snakes on a mothafuckin plane!

Shit! Just kiddin! Sit his ass next to me, mothafucka!

I’m totally in support of him attending. Great site and great way of creating exciting about the movie before it premiers. This guy should be a shoe in.

get this muthafuckin dude, to the mothafuckin premier!

YOU CAN DO IT

get this muthafuckin dude, to the mothafuckin premier!

Bah, they should just make him download the screenies from Kazaa.

Get the premier SOAP blog to the SOAP premiere already!

dude if u dotn let him go he will most likely use this website to obtain nuclear weapons and blow ur headquarters up. if he wasnt thinking thta, i just gave him the greta idea for revenge. LET THE GUY GO!

for sure, nice site

come on permires are allways full of people who arent sure what movie they are going to see and i know that studios can write all this stuff off so why not come on

Please let him go, its not a big deal for you guys to let him in

I want to see you there! Please take your Mom and have a great time! Kiss Sam Jackson for me…

Get that motherfucker on the motherfuckin plane!

Hellz yes, Snakes On A Blog MADE Snakes On A Plane what it is today. It’s plane to see, for goodness snakes!

You are obsessed with a movie that doesn’t as yet exist. I’m pretty sure if I met you I’d use you like a hackey sack on a cool sunday morning. But since you’ve done all this work just for a fucking plane ticket, i think you should fucking go. Why the fuck not? Do you see all these fucking geeks? Wow. It’s the least you could do.

I hereby sign this petition stating my approval and wishes for a ticket invitation to the Hollywood premiere of ‘Snakes On A Plane’ to be presented to the webmaster of ‘www.snakesonablog.com’ for his efforts in succesfully making ‘Snakes On A Plane’ a cultural hype and promoting the said movie.

Well Done

This guy fully deserves it! This movie is all about the fans, and this guy is one of the biggest there is. Give him a ticket! NOW!

I do not blame the webmaster at snakes on a blog for taking such interest in this epic cinema masterpiece. It is only fair that he is presemt at its premiere.

Heard anything yet?

The webmaster REALLY deservesto go to the premier of “SNAKES ON A PLANE”! For someone to take the time, money,
and energy to put into this Really does deservers a ticket!!!

I absolutely agree with this petition. Because of this site I will be bringing all of my freinds to snakes on a plane too.

put him on the train
even if there’s rain
to see snakes on a plane

Send him to the premier of Snakes on a plane by plane… maybe a plane full of snakes… hahaha

WHY ARE YOU NICE PEOPLE STILL COMMENTING??? HE GOT IT ALREADY!!! CASE CLOSED!!! PARTY TIME!!! :-) :-) :-)

I just noticed that the link for this is misspelled–”PETITITION”. LOL. I’m not going near THAT one–I’ll let Freud take care of it. ;-)

Way to fix it, Brian. Have a safe trip, Bro! :)

Fucking mother fucking snakes on a mother fucking plane. He made you millions of mother fucking snakes, i mean dollars, let him go to your movie

snakes on a blog

MOTHER FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKIN SNAKES

sure, his funeral

Let him see the mutha-fuckin’ snakes attack the mutha-fuckin’ plane!

go on let him go or he may start crying

motherfuckingjackson on top again what a star keep on keeping on ssssssssssssssssssscya

Pay the man. It’s the only plane we can get onto safely this summer.

yea id like to place an order for delivery. id like 2 philly cheese snakes and i live right off exit 145 from the garden snake parkway. by the way the asian who it the dude with the bat is the man. the :whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooaaaaaP: after he hit the lawyer with the bat might have been the most ridiculous thing ever. DUDE IM FUCKIN SNAKED FOR THIS NARLEY PIPELINE BRO MAN DUDE BRO.

So, did they ever let him go? I loved that movie!