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Snakes on a Poem

March 3rd, 2006 at 9:40 am

Well, it hadn’t occurred to me that this would be a contest, but it appears chryslerpoet is the first person to use the phrase “Snakes on a Plane” in a poem. Here’s a little bit from the end:

The way I look at it:
at this age I’m well into the second half.
Whatever bites me, bites me.
If I get depressed, I’m skipping the suicide
because there’s isn’t all that long to wait.

And if there are snakes
on this motherfucking plane,
motherfucker, at least I’m flying.

I wasn’t expecting that when I woke up this morning.

All previous Fan Sites.

UPDATE: CrazyMonk had a good idea/haiku in the comments, can anyone come up with more?

UPDATE: Many MANY more fan-written poems here.

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Haiku:

Motherfucking snakes.
Running rampant through the sky.
Motherfucking plane.

Comment by crazymonk — March 3, 2006 @ 1:21 pm

Roses are red
sugar is cane
who puts snakes
on this motherfucking plane?!?!?!?!?!

Comment by Snakes in Europe — March 3, 2006 @ 2:59 pm

Terror slithers on
Silent foe, miles above Earth
Snakes are on the plane.

Comment by K Project — March 3, 2006 @ 3:26 pm

What did you say? Snakes?
On the motherfucking plane?
Now that’s a movie!

Comment by New York Anthony — March 3, 2006 @ 3:42 pm

snakes on a plane, bitch
on this motherfucking plane
aint shit we can do

Comment by Snakes in Europe — March 3, 2006 @ 5:52 pm

SOAP? What’s this stupid shit?
Snakes on a Plane is better.
Change it and gross zero!

Comment by snakes in wisconsin — March 3, 2006 @ 9:30 pm

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Pingback by melle.ca » Has it stopped being funny yet? — April 21, 2006 @ 9:39 am

here a sam
there a sam
every other word i say is damn
snakes in a sink
snakes down a drain
can you believe we got snakes on this motherfucking plane?

Comment by Chris Young — April 22, 2006 @ 9:53 am

Here I am in the office
Getting bored and thinking life is such a sham

I wish I were a snake
Who could get on a plane and fly away

And I could call everyone motherfucking
Without fearing if he is my boss or Sam

Comment by Jyoti — April 25, 2006 @ 4:56 am

[...] Because back in March, Tony posted a poem at GotPoetry called - you guessed it - Snakes on a Plane. You can read it here, but you’ll need to register. Do it. It’s worth it - not just for Tony’s poem, but because the site is just that good. But I digress. Getting back on track… a link to Snakes on a Plane ended up on Snakesonablog.com, where it sparked a whole series of Snakes on a Poems. I told you, Tony spreads poetry wherever he goes. The movie will be released August 18, but the book, Snakes on a Plane: The Guide to the Internet Ssssssensation, which contains Tony’s poem along with a smattering of others, is available now from Thunder’s Mouth Press, or at Amazon.com. It may not tell you where to sell your poetry or help you write better poetry, but sometimes a book is just good plain fun - like, you know, Snakes on a Plane. [...]

Pingback by Monday Bookshelf: Snakes On A Plane > Poems and Poetry Blog — August 1, 2006 @ 12:42 pm

roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and i wish this stupid movie was never made!!

Comment by thoughtfull thinker — January 3, 2007 @ 5:25 pm

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