It should be no surprise, but New Line is going to sell a novelization of Snakes on a Plane (and quite the bargain at $7.99) written by a woman named Christa Faust (sounds like a fake name, doesn’t it?).

I can’t help but wonder how horrible the book will be. Sure, the movie has everything to make an excellent theater going experience. Snakes. Planes. Samuel L. Jackson. But, a book? You won’t get see a single snake drop down like an air mask. You won’t get to hear Samuel L. Jackson swear even once. You won’t get to enjoy the cheers of your fellow movie-goers. Nobody’s going to spill thier nachos on you!

Well, I guess it wouldn’t be so bad to miss out on that last one. Maybe they’re obligated to put out a novelization of every movie they produce… this one seems silly.

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