Snakes on a Blog started ten days ago. In that time the site has served up over 11,000 requests for pages, over 75,000 requests for all files (pages, images, songs, videos), had 21 posts and transferred over 3 gigabytes of information. Not bad for the first two weeks.

But, importantly, what it hasn’t done, yet, is get me any closer to my goal of attending the Snakes on a Plane premiere. There must be readers out there who live in Hollywood. There must be readers out there who work at New Line. There must be readers out there who know Samuel L. Jackson or Kenan Thompson personally. And yet, to date, I haven’t heard from any of you. I set up a contact page and everything, but still no word.

My dreams in life are so small, so petty, so obtainable.

So please, if you know anybody who worked on Snakes on a Plane who can help me on my quest, or if you can help me on my quest, please get in touch. I can only offer my gratitude and the gratitude of all those who have ever had a goal as important, and yet as unimportant, as this one.

I have faith.

Please also read my previous plea.