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January 15th, 2006 at 10:59 am

A Snakes on a Blog exclusive: Check out the user reviews of Amazon’s DR T’S NATURE #364 4LB Snake A Way.

Saved the lives of everyone on Pacific Flight 121, January 14, 2006

Reviewer: N. Gallagher “Keenan T.” - See all my reviews

So I’m headed to Hawaii and getting a bit drousy from the beer, endless ocean view, and the inflight movie “March of the Penguins” when suddenly the fasten seat belt sign comes on and gas masks drop from the overhead compartment. Only they’re not gas masks … they’re snakes. Not gardener snakes either. Boa contrictors, cobras, black mambas…pick any poisonous snake. Some evil-doer had gotten a bulk deal on these deadly vipers and packed them all stealthily aboard. Man were we scared. I mean we were all seated tightly together on a plane with nowhere to run and these were deadly snakes slithering everywhere. Luckily an FBI agent working with a biologist enroute to stop the escalating snake population in Australia had some Snake A Way (TM) in their carry-on luggage. And it worked like magic. It’s a good thing too cause their ain’t much else you can do to stop snakes on a plane. This product is a must for all cross-ocean travellers these days. I can give it only 4 stars because while it saved my life; the product permanently stained my favorite shirt. But I’m sure that can easily be fixed.

(Thanks Nate)



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